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greeneyes
greeneyes
Jul 14, 2010 ⭐ See this poem's read count — a supporter feature

A Stupid Limerick

There once was a gal from New York,
Who fell deeply in love with a dork,
They married in June,
Then he  dumped her at noon,
So she stabbed  her self with a fork.

— greeneyes, Jul 14, 2010

About the Author

Country/Region: Colorado Springs Colorado

Favorite Poets: I love Dr. Suess! He is my favorite, I would love to write for children.

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xena465

xena465

16 years ago

Tee, he, he.

I shouldn't laugh at someone stabbing themselves with a fork but overall the write is so funny. Well done Elizabeth. Xena Quote: Science is what you know; philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell
Race_9togo

Race_9togo

16 years ago

LMAO

THAT'S funny! Respectfully (but still laughing) Jim "Laws and rules don't kill freedom: narrow-minded intolerance does" : Race
faithmairee

faithmairee

16 years ago

Oh, That's Good

Good and funny, Girl! Love-Faith ~I never say anything I don't mean nor do I say anything to be mean.~
SH

shirley harrison

16 years ago

L:O:L

Dear Green Eyes, i would have stabbed my self with something else, or no wait i would have stabbed him! Great Fun L:O:L and fun title too! shirley harrison
SH

shirley harrison

16 years ago

I know!

its really fun, i think that AK 47 wouldnt have worked! L:O:L i too have had writers block but it doesnt show here its wonderful and light hearted fun and we all need to laugh! you should visit my blog if you want some fun!"i too wrote it when i had writers block" Much love shirl..... shirley harrison
yenti

yenti

16 years ago

Hi

Well I fork about it and am glad that it wasn't me, great fun write there little Green Eyes, Yours Ian.T
greeneyes

greeneyes

16 years ago

LOL, Thanks! Like I said,

LOL, Thanks! Like I said, this poem was not to be taken seriously. I had a case of writers block, got annoyed, wrote something silly!
Tonya Greenlee

Tonya Greenlee

16 years ago

lol, I think I

am with Shirley.. I would have stabbed him with a fork! 'When he dumped her at noon' 'She stabbed the fool with a fork' lol, I know is just a little exercise to get your juices flowing, was a fun limeric. Thanks for the grin this morning! Always, Tonya
Seren

Seren

16 years ago

Dear Elizabeth

FPMSL ~! I loved your limerick I thought it was wonderful nice lightening of the mood :) well done hun love and hugs JayCee (Quote~~"It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree. "--Charles Baudelaire)
S

scribbler

16 years ago

limerick

there once was a girl with green eyes whose talent she couldn't disguise so she wrote a limerick which was pretty slick and brought laughter's tears to my eyes........scribbler
SH

shirley harrison

16 years ago

L:O:L Stan

Great one and very true, Green Eyes your brilliant! shirley harrison
Tam the Chanter

Tam the Chanter

16 years ago

limerick

Green eyes was right,using a fork To stick, not herself, but the pork For one stab at the ponce Gets him four times at once! I guess that saves a helluva work. Ian
greeneyes

greeneyes

16 years ago

So good to see you!

That was very funny! With some of the negative crap that has been going on lately, its good to have fun.

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