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Peanut Butter

She has eyes, dark like Blackberries
A complexion like Cream
Lips like Wild Cherries
She smells like Fresh Nectarines
With all of this Fruit to choose from
What I really want
Is to rub Peanut Butter all over her Peaches

If you know what I mean :)

— hobo, Jul 05, 2010

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hobo

hobo

15 years 11 months ago

I'm off again

Well my friends I am sad to say it is time for my hell week so I won't be back here until next monday. so I tried to leave you with a little funny poem, try not to forget me :( I will be back soon *You can never pick anyone up if you are busy putting them down*
lou

lou

15 years 11 months ago

Randy

How can we forget you , you naughty man. Very fruity and delicious yummy !!!! Much love Lou xx
SH

shirley harrison

15 years 11 months ago

L:O:L you mean boobies!

Hobo the Great, I heard you laughing at the end ! we could never forget the Hobo! shirley harrison
Candlewitch

Candlewitch

15 years 11 months ago

Dear Randy

I liked everything about this poem! This gal is a real fruit salad, LOL. Don't worry, we won't forget you. Always, Cat
M

magics02

15 years 11 months ago

Okay Hobo

With all your peaches and creme here? LOL you are too funny friend and I hope you have a nice week ahead of you. Oops forgot to ask may I please have grape jelly and bread with that peanut butter? lol:) Love at you guy Mona
Kailashana

Kailashana

15 years 11 months ago

No, ‘splain to me

No, 'splain to me Lucee..... You are the real thing Hobo, thanks for being you. ~A The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected. G.K. Chesteron
judyanne

judyanne

15 years 11 months ago

why would you want to make her cheeks brown randy?

keeping up the namesake just trying to make us think you mean ????? making us think dirty things and you'll have a plausible body spot to tell us that's what you are talking about when you get back - i know you now..... anyway - peaches to me are cheeks (facial, by the way) so i'm not in the gutter here like some people we know who never stop thinking about boobs - (((XX shirl XX))) - oh yeah randy, i forgot, that's you too isn't it (((xx))) love judy xxxx http://www.strategicpublishinggroup.com/title/TwentyMyPrettyPonies.html
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shirley harrison

15 years 11 months ago

Judy

L:O:L shirley harrison
judyanne

judyanne

15 years 11 months ago

oops - sorry shirl

didn't see you there behind me..... are those stars for me? ((((smile, sucking up sounds, smile))) lol xxxx http://www.strategicpublishinggroup.com/title/TwentyMyPrettyPonies.html
SH

shirley harrison

15 years 11 months ago

Judy

you know i'm always one step behind you! L:O:L I love my own boobies but Randy is in a class of his own! L:O:L and just look he leaves us here to chuckle amongst our selves! those stars were definately for you and me and Randy little Hobo! with much love Did you ever see the Blog that i made for him? shirley harrison
Professor Purple

Professor Purple

15 years 11 months ago

Lol

Strange gastronomy... peaches with peanut butter- oh wait now I get it! Antoine
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shirley harrison

15 years 11 months ago

or is it an actual cow?

L:O:L Dearest Hobo, after reading this again the last lines could have ended with Udder! You make the calculation! L:O:L sorry but with you i can not resist! with love and spirit shirl...... shirley harrison
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scribbler

15 years 11 months ago

peaches

In a neighboring county they built a water tower shaped like a peach including a stem with 2 leaves.Officially called a "peachoid" but due to appearance from a certain angle it is now locally called a "buttoid" LOL.thought you might appreciate this factoid........scribbler
lou

lou

15 years 11 months ago

Randy

Had to give you some stars, you cheeky man lol Much love Lou xx
loved

loved

15 years 11 months ago

love it

AS MUCH AS I LOVE BANANAS more but not as much as peaches and butter pee,sorry , pea-nuts of course
mona

mona

15 years 11 months ago

Dear Hobo

good luck my friend ,,seeya monday. HOBO! your poem made me smile,,,nice try,,,good work MONA Mona
Seren

Seren

15 years 11 months ago

Dear Randy

lmfaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooo your a wicked man ... still pmsl @ the comments above ... love and hugs JayCee (Quote~~"It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree. "--Charles Baudelaire)
xena465

xena465

15 years 11 months ago

Hurry home Hobo

Peanut butter on peaches; sounds divine, but not the way you think??? Great stuff Hobo. Xena Quote: Science is what you know; philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell