Problems of Senility

How does one get a marble
To come out of your nose
I don't know how it got there
I must have been a doze

I have tried blowing hard
But the thing won't come out
And I think my eardrums ruptured
I can't even hear a shout

I stuck my finger up it
To pull it from my snout
But it went so far in
That both my eyes bugged out

I finally had to get a drill
And put a hole clean through it
Then I used an easy out
To remove it from that pit

I'm glad I finally got it
I live now with my fears
I can't seem to figure out
How beans got in my ears