TYPE "A" PERSONALITY

Imperfections running rife
  ruining my perfect life
  why can't idiots just see
  my way is how it all should be

If you chance to work for me
  how unlucky you must be
  'cause I don't care about your life
  your dog or kids or even wife

Don't get me wrong or misconstrue
   "cause I will endlessly bore you
   with minutae of my family
   of interest 'cause its about me

You think my scheduling is nuts?
   just do it no ifs or buts
   if late hours are required
   put them in and smile or you'll be fired

I'll vacation and leave you working
   expecting no complaints or shirking
   for I deserve some time to play
   but you should work each single day

Traffic rules aren't meant for me
   which is the way that it should be
   turn signals are just meant for others
   I'll even "cut off"pregnant mothers

See my new ,large ,lovely house?
   the builder was a foolish louse
   I ordered changes without writing
   refused to pay, no contract, no fighting

I'll take advantage if I'm able
   your wellbeing is not on the table
   for my lone concern is me
   on my own terms all must agree

You say I'm selfish, crude, and crass
   and that my time will someday pass
   I'd think you'd realized before
   what"A" in Type A stands for