WEATHER ADVISORY

Boy oh boy! it sure is hot
  at least as hot as devil's snot
  97 in the shade
  who knows how hot in sunny glade

So hot when sun tan oils applied
  a person could be"southern fried"
  a head without a hat soon learns
  all to be known about sun burns

To cool off I built a fire
  and it worked,I'm not a liar
  I caught a sniff of sulfur here
  as if hell was much too near

When I go outside, instant sweat
  in 10 minutes I'm soaking wet
  if I stand in one place,bud
  the ground beneath turns into mud

Jumped in the lake to cool my form
  didn't work, waters too warm
  concrete walk so hot it felt
  as if it was about to melt

So hot a dog and rabbit race
  both panting and standing in place
  put matches in 'fridge overnight
  to cool them down enough to light

Frying eggs on the side walk?
  just a lot of empty talk
  tried it today and what was learned?
  went straight from raw to being burned

I guess this poems gone on too long
  but then again I could be wrong
  the rhyme and rhythms nearly shot
  Oh! did I mention that its hot?