Swap Places

Swap Places

If I could swap places with you

i'd put the lid back on the jam jar
take out the trash
and when I used the toilet
i'd even lift the lid

Whilst sitting in the car
at some random traffic light
I wouldn't  pick my nose
and flick it

And when my mother came round
id resist the urge to scratch my  balls
while she's eating dinner

Those little tasks ive asked of you
that make you think that I  nag
I'd do

On second thoughts
i'd be someone different entirely , if I could