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Jun 05, 2010
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I Love Tits
I love tits
I love mashed potato’s
Covered in gravy
I love coleslaw
And pickles
And I love tits
I love corn on the cob
Covered in butter
Sweat peas
And mustard
And I love tits
I love pigs feet
And peanut butter
Turkey
And ham
And I love tits
I love water melon
Asparagus
Peaches
And plumbs
And I love tits
I love bread
Cookies
Crackers
And fish
And I love tits
I love ice cream
Coffee
Sugar
And tea
But my most favorite of all is Ritz
Because nothing
And I mean nothing
Beats tits on a Ritz
Mmmm Mmmm
— hobo, Jun 05, 2010
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hobo
16 years 1 month ago
Sorry I can't help myself
lou
16 years 1 month ago
Randy !!!!!!
lou
16 years 1 month ago
wee willy
panaella
16 years 1 month ago
why am I laughing?
magics02
16 years 1 month ago
Yeah your shock and awe
lou
16 years 1 month ago
Wow
judyanne
16 years 1 month ago
my uncle was a butcher
scribbler
16 years 1 month ago
How unusual, a man who likes
raskin
16 years 1 month ago
As funny as it is, it’s
pleiades
16 years 1 month ago
good lawd! how can anyone
Seren
16 years 1 month ago
Dear Randy
xena465
16 years 1 month ago
Hey Hobo...
shirley harrison
16 years 1 month ago
MY darling Hobo!
shirley harrison
16 years 1 month ago
Hobo
hobo
16 years 1 month ago
shirley shirley shirley
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