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I Love Tits

I love tits

I love mashed potato’s
Covered in gravy
I love coleslaw
And pickles

And I love tits

I love corn on the cob
Covered in butter
Sweat peas
And mustard

And I love tits

I love pigs feet
And peanut butter
Turkey
And ham

And I love tits

I love water melon
Asparagus
Peaches
And plumbs

And I love tits

I love bread
Cookies
Crackers
And fish

And I love tits

I love ice cream
Coffee
Sugar
And tea

But my most favorite of all is Ritz

Because nothing
And I mean nothing
Beats tits on a Ritz
Mmmm Mmmm

— hobo, Jun 05, 2010

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hobo

hobo

16 years ago

Sorry I can't help myself

One of the luxuries of getting older is you’re not afraid to just say what you think, and I think the female body is the most beautiful thing ever created and oh by the way did I mention I love tits :)
lou

lou

16 years ago

Randy !!!!!!

lol i love this poem, but i dont love tits lol lou xx
lou

lou

16 years ago

wee willy

My friend Wee Willy would agree lol
M

magics02

16 years ago

Yeah your shock and awe

Everytime I eat the ritz I will think of this poem ha ha and I really don't think they will fit. LOL Your a funny one Mr Hobo. good poem with all it's tits and fleas......be back on later Love,Mona xoxox
lou

lou

16 years ago

Wow

Mr Romance to mr Raunch in the space of two tits. Very funny love lou xx
judyanne

judyanne

16 years ago

my uncle was a butcher

i lived with him and my aunt for a while when i was a teenager one day he came home from work with these square marshmellow looking things in a jar he told me to taste it was foul then he told me they were 'cow's tit's' i do not know to this day if that was true - he was a terrible tease, a trickster but if they were cows udder they were gross on the palate so - i don't like tits love to you randy judy xxx http://www.strategicpublishinggroup.com/title/TwentyMyPrettyPonies.html
R

raskin

16 years ago

As funny as it is, it’s

As funny as it is, it's actually a pretty good poem. Nice rhythm to this one. raskin
P

pleiades

16 years ago

good lawd! how can anyone

good lawd! how can anyone love tits AND asparagus and pig's feet? (the mind boggles) chalk and cheese such a fun write i completely enjoyed this, and had more than a couple of giggles along the way your last 4 lines gave me the biggest laugh [potato's should be potatoes] cheers p
Seren

Seren

16 years ago

Dear Randy

rotflmfao ... ok I can only say ... your not the only one lol loved your poem and raskin was spot on its a great poem as well as funny lovely rhythm love and big hugs JayCee x x x ("Quote:-For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.-Ivan Panin")
xena465

xena465

16 years ago

Hey Hobo...

You are naughty, but I like you. I love Tits too, the bird kind...flying birds!!! Ha, ha...Fabulous write Hobo. Xena
SH

shirley harrison

16 years ago

MY darling Hobo!

i'm back and to you i say cheeky little devil this poem has me smiling from ear to ear! i have missed you and right now i'm so happy to beable to say i missed you so much! i have been reading your poetry and it just gets more fab! see you round kid! shirley harrison
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shirley harrison

16 years ago

Hobo

Dear Hobo can i write about you and boobies! L:O:L i need something funny and i have the perfect thing in my head shirleys back with her tumour of humor! just a little taster for now one stanza "The City of Boobies" hobos favourite city where the girls are all pretty he cant wait to arrive he will be there in a jiffy yes and he has a giant Sti*fy ! ok i will wait for your reply and then my friend, we will laugh and cry!!!! shirley harison
hobo

hobo

16 years ago

shirley shirley shirley

Gal I love it lol and you are right I would arrive with a great big sti^^y lol thanks for the great comments my beautiful friend