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I Love Tits

I love tits

I love mashed potato’s
Covered in gravy
I love coleslaw
And pickles

And I love tits

I love corn on the cob
Covered in butter
Sweat peas
And mustard

And I love tits

I love pigs feet
And peanut butter
Turkey
And ham

And I love tits

I love water melon
Asparagus
Peaches
And plumbs

And I love tits

I love bread
Cookies
Crackers
And fish

And I love tits

I love ice cream
Coffee
Sugar
And tea

But my most favorite of all is Ritz

Because nothing
And I mean nothing
Beats tits on a Ritz
Mmmm Mmmm

— hobo, Jun 05, 2010

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Country/Region: USA

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hobo

hobo

16 years 1 month ago

Sorry I can't help myself

One of the luxuries of getting older is you’re not afraid to just say what you think, and I think the female body is the most beautiful thing ever created and oh by the way did I mention I love tits :)
lou

lou

16 years 1 month ago

Randy !!!!!!

lol i love this poem, but i dont love tits lol lou xx
lou

lou

16 years 1 month ago

wee willy

My friend Wee Willy would agree lol
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panaella

16 years 1 month ago

why am I laughing?

Tits on Ritz...oh dear...that's an image that's going to stick! Very funny. Ells x
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magics02

16 years 1 month ago

Yeah your shock and awe

Everytime I eat the ritz I will think of this poem ha ha and I really don't think they will fit. LOL Your a funny one Mr Hobo. good poem with all it's tits and fleas......be back on later Love,Mona xoxox
lou

lou

16 years 1 month ago

Wow

Mr Romance to mr Raunch in the space of two tits. Very funny love lou xx
judyanne

judyanne

16 years 1 month ago

my uncle was a butcher

i lived with him and my aunt for a while when i was a teenager one day he came home from work with these square marshmellow looking things in a jar he told me to taste it was foul then he told me they were 'cow's tit's' i do not know to this day if that was true - he was a terrible tease, a trickster but if they were cows udder they were gross on the palate so - i don't like tits love to you randy judy xxx http://www.strategicpublishinggroup.com/title/TwentyMyPrettyPonies.html
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raskin

16 years 1 month ago

As funny as it is, it’s

As funny as it is, it's actually a pretty good poem. Nice rhythm to this one. raskin
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pleiades

16 years 1 month ago

good lawd! how can anyone

good lawd! how can anyone love tits AND asparagus and pig's feet? (the mind boggles) chalk and cheese such a fun write i completely enjoyed this, and had more than a couple of giggles along the way your last 4 lines gave me the biggest laugh [potato's should be potatoes] cheers p
Seren

Seren

16 years 1 month ago

Dear Randy

rotflmfao ... ok I can only say ... your not the only one lol loved your poem and raskin was spot on its a great poem as well as funny lovely rhythm love and big hugs JayCee x x x ("Quote:-For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.-Ivan Panin")
xena465

xena465

16 years 1 month ago

Hey Hobo...

You are naughty, but I like you. I love Tits too, the bird kind...flying birds!!! Ha, ha...Fabulous write Hobo. Xena
SH

shirley harrison

16 years 1 month ago

MY darling Hobo!

i'm back and to you i say cheeky little devil this poem has me smiling from ear to ear! i have missed you and right now i'm so happy to beable to say i missed you so much! i have been reading your poetry and it just gets more fab! see you round kid! shirley harrison
SH

shirley harrison

16 years 1 month ago

Hobo

Dear Hobo can i write about you and boobies! L:O:L i need something funny and i have the perfect thing in my head shirleys back with her tumour of humor! just a little taster for now one stanza "The City of Boobies" hobos favourite city where the girls are all pretty he cant wait to arrive he will be there in a jiffy yes and he has a giant Sti*fy ! ok i will wait for your reply and then my friend, we will laugh and cry!!!! shirley harison
hobo

hobo

16 years 1 month ago

shirley shirley shirley

Gal I love it lol and you are right I would arrive with a great big sti^^y lol thanks for the great comments my beautiful friend

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