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Jun 05, 2010
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I Love Tits
I love tits
I love mashed potato’s
Covered in gravy
I love coleslaw
And pickles
And I love tits
I love corn on the cob
Covered in butter
Sweat peas
And mustard
And I love tits
I love pigs feet
And peanut butter
Turkey
And ham
And I love tits
I love water melon
Asparagus
Peaches
And plumbs
And I love tits
I love bread
Cookies
Crackers
And fish
And I love tits
I love ice cream
Coffee
Sugar
And tea
But my most favorite of all is Ritz
Because nothing
And I mean nothing
Beats tits on a Ritz
Mmmm Mmmm
— hobo, Jun 05, 2010
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Critiques
hobo
16 years ago
Sorry I can't help myself
lou
16 years ago
Randy !!!!!!
lou
16 years ago
wee willy
panaella
16 years ago
why am I laughing?
magics02
16 years ago
Yeah your shock and awe
lou
16 years ago
Wow
judyanne
16 years ago
my uncle was a butcher
scribbler
16 years ago
How unusual, a man who likes
raskin
16 years ago
As funny as it is, it’s
pleiades
16 years ago
good lawd! how can anyone
Seren
16 years ago
Dear Randy
xena465
16 years ago
Hey Hobo...
shirley harrison
16 years ago
MY darling Hobo!
shirley harrison
16 years ago
Hobo
hobo
16 years ago
shirley shirley shirley