Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum

 Remember Tweedle Dee and Tweedle DumFrom the Alice In Wonderland Thing?Did you know those boys loved OperaYep, those two could really sing If you've never seen them in actionWell, it really is such a pityI heard them at the Metropolitan OperaYou know, that place in New York City? Did I mention, Alice is their manager?She gets them engagments and thingsBut, that's pretty much all she doesBecause Alice never ever sings I was at one of their concertsAnd I watched them perform in the rainTweedle Dee slipped and fell off the stageThey had to pick him up with a crane  Figaro, figaro, figaroDoes anybody know what that means?It sounds like somebody's all gassed upFrom eatin' too many beans I'm sure you have their latest CDOr their picture on your favorite shirtCourse, I always get those things for freeThat Alice is such a flirt That's about all I can tell you nowWell, there is just one more thingYou'll know this story is overWhen you hear those fat boys sing