Lifguard...

I was surfing on the wet

When I was trashed by a wave

Screaming bloody murder, I wasn't very brave

The surf crashed all around me

I was blinded ... Couldn’t see

It was the worst scenario, I had ever met

Bubbles...Not the chimp

Filled my nose and mouth

Was I going north, or was I going south?

I couldn’t tell which was which

This really was a bitch

And my macho- thing was limp

I was scared beyond belief

This may be my last

I couldn’t see a future, just my sordid past

A mermaid, from out of no-where

Bare breasts and brunette hair

Kept me from a serious hurt...crashing on the reef

The world was swimming past my head

As she towed me to the beach

I was holding on, to the only thing that I could reach

Her eyes and lips, said you must rest

So I kept holding to her breast

And I wasn’t dead...