The Dwarf Cult

Snow White and the 7 dwarfsAre really not what they seem So stay far away from themOr they'll put you on their team They're really one of them doom's day cultsAnd Snow White is their leaderThey'll do whatever she tells them toAnd I hope you never meet her They do that cult-like chantingThe one everybody knowsIt's some kind of crazy singing"Hi ho, Hi ho", you know how it goes Even their names should tell youThat something's kinda creepyGrumpy, Bashful, Dopey, Happy,Sneezy, Doc and Sleepy They stand out on the cornerAnd pass their leaflets outTelling all who passes by What they're all about They'll offer you an appleAnd you'll think they're being kindBut all it takes is just one biteAnd then they'll control your mind Don't say I didn't warn youIf you do what I have fearedYou'll find yourself 3 feet tallAnd sporting a tiny beard

— Whiskurz, Jun 02, 2010

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magics02

16 years ago

Great one!!

I just got the best laugh I had in along time and whisk this is really a fun and clever piece. There is humor in poetry and this one has just the right recipe,. clever and fun all in the same sentence. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, always a fave of mine when I was little. Of course I all love disney characters. This poem is really good, Nothing to be changed and thanks for giving me a chuckle for a change. I really enjoyed this read. I do not think little snow white belonged to a cult though, she was an innocent little one you know:) PS I like to ride threw the forest and find those little guys as I know some of them hang out in my garden by the patio..they are little knomes..I have fairies too,all solar lights that is and they all come alive and bright at night. Lord knows they will tease me on this one. I love my solar lights they are nice and this poem is just what I needed tonite, a good laugh. Worthy of a nom from me. Love,Mona xoxoxo

scribbler

16 years ago

cult

Liked rhyme, rhythm, meter, humor.Liked it ALL.very good......scribbler P.S. is Santa safe?

greeneyes

16 years ago

WOW

I loved this! Amazing, great imagination. Greeneyes

wolf

16 years ago

Very good, you have a nice

Very good, you have a nice imagination.

xena465

16 years ago

He, he, he

So very witty and funny...I love it. Xena

Seren

16 years ago

rotflmfao … this is good

rotflmfao ... this is good eh ? haha sorry laughing too hard to comment five stars and nom should do it ... thanks for shattering my illusions of Snow White very funny :) kind regards JayCee ("Quote:-For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.-Ivan Panin")

Kailashana

16 years ago

Speaking of fractured fairy

Speaking of fractured fairy tales..... I loved yours. Love the (oc)cultist mind that concocted it. lol. ~ "Just as what you dream is your own and no one else can observe it, so the world you see is your own." ~ Nisargadatta