Unwelcome Vistor

What kind of visitor are you,
That brings me so much pain.
Every time you come to see me
My family screams that I'm insane.

I threw a pillow at my boyfriend's head,
Because he had the nerve to say hello,
I told him he he said it again,
He would surely have to go!

I told my kids they were grounded,
Because they asked if they could eat,
I said they were the most ungrateful brats,
That anyone could ever meet!

When you are here I cry, cry, cry,
For no reason I can find,
Yes ,you horrible visitor, when you appear,
I completely lose my mind.

My stomach hurts, when I see you,
And I'm bloated all too boot,
Girls the moral of this little joke,
Is to stay the hell away from fruit!