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May 02, 2010
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Big Bertha
Big Bertha
She wasn't accustomed to losing
Her battles were always well planned
If you value your life, do not cross her
Don't mess with her kids or her man
On most days, she is docile
A smile for all that she meets
But fuck with what she holds dearest
They'll be scraping your ass off the street
Ol' Paulie, can maybe tell you
Since once, he and her were real close
Until that day that he crossed her
And she cut off his balls and his toes
Tread lightly, when you are near her
Do, try to grant her her wishes
If you mess with her kids or her lover
You'll be chum for the Long Island fishes.
— jetz, May 02, 2010
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jetz
16 years 1 month ago
Hey Indi,
panaella
16 years 1 month ago
funny
jetz
16 years 1 month ago
Thanks Ells, I may take
jetz
16 years 1 month ago
Hi Licia, Good to see you
poewriter58
16 years ago
Jetz
hippiepoet69
16 years ago
Funny