SWEETHEART BASTARDS

i've had a mole that liked shampoo, i've been a pig and gorged on pork. i've owned a rabbit that could moo but nay a pussy that could talk. in fact, i've nay had a pussy! abso. superb, Ells. keep it up. i do. xxx. Much Love, Eph. 'who's that knocking at the door?' 'it's Barnacle Bill, the sailor.' 'i'm up here on the thirteenth floor.' 'in that case, luv, i'll mail yer!' Ephraim Crud, COS. www.breakneckbooks.myfineforum.org

i could put it to you ventriloquistically, this is quite good. I'm writing this out of the side of my mouth, so as to be in character. Regards Roscoe. PS iT sounds fun, was that good for you...

You get awesome for your straight talking boldness...Sweetheart Bastards ah yes what a wonderful title indeed. I'm not into idle gossip myself but .... Oh dear my sides are sore from laughing Seabhac

It would say where 's my teeth? (sweathard? or sweetheart?) Kal

Hmmm shades of the bassett here.. the Wooton Bassett. Kal

Oh my, What woman's pussy can't talk when it's stroked right? You are a woman's woman. Way to go you red-headed Goddess! Hugs, bows, whistles and yea-haws! ~A "Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it." ~ A Course In Miracles

...at and for a pussy; and a girl i know, Molly Cockrot, used to wear dentures in hers. if you don't believe me, ask Dylan Dungworth -or Drusilla, as she's now known. Ephraim Crud, COS. www.breakneckbooks.myfineforum.org

Thanks for adding me as your buddy . I too have likewise. Also I liked ur Pussy poem but here's my version hope u will like it too Pussy Bastards I have seen many a bastards Stroking a pussy, They act really fussy, But they love to lick it too Those bastards who don’t or can’t Are very few, But a pussy can smile wide I know that too, But you say your pussy Can also talk How is that? loved one

Hilarious, my friend. A nomination and 5 stars for your wordy animal. Does it speak in tongues too? Licia XXXXX

You're all very naughty I am ashamed of you. Joke. This page made me laugh thankyou

Seems the acceptable standard in aussie is pussies spitting ping pong balls lmfao this write is just fucking brilliant Bravo :) smiles and thanks for the sore gut love JayCee x x x

This poem pushes us into that real place a write should... and besides, I like em when they talk. Richard