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IKnowNoBox
Apr 07, 2010 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Spaz

  honestly my social graces are anything but lately an intent to be suave is lost to a series of mental burps "Erm-uh-um" blurts out in reply then the enevitable blank stare
— IKnowNoBox, Apr 07, 2010

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Region, Country: East Coast, USA

Favorite Poets: Weird Elf, Shel Silverstein, The Poet Anonymous

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Candlewitch

Candlewitch

16 years 2 months ago

Hello

"mental burps" I really like that! Always, Cat
Janice Pearce

Janice Pearce

16 years 2 months ago

Spaz

Short, to the point, and funny!I enjoyed this one. ______________________________________________________ Income-tax forms should be more realistic by allowing the taxpayer to list "Uncle Sam" as a dependent Anonymous
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panaella

16 years 1 month ago

All the social graces of a spanner?

Hello, This was funny. Neat construction!...I'm usually very articulate...even on the phone, so long as I have a pen in my hand...interestingly, take the pen away....and it's "um..er..er...uhu"...strange! Ellie
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IKnowNoBox

16 years 1 month ago

Thank you for your comment

I recall a sniglet definition for a device used while on the phone. I have a friend who sways his knee when speaking from a podium. In ink, Dabbler