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themoonman
themoonman
Apr 02, 2010 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

The No Buffer Zone

my computer is on the fritz
the porn won't load for shit
you can imagine my agitation
it's disturbing my masturbation
and today, I'm getting it fixed
— themoonman, Apr 02, 2010

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Region, Country: South Carolina, United States, USA

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themoonman

themoonman

16 years 2 months ago

Hi Jayne...

I'm glad you liked it. I wrote it some time ago but due to the content was apprehensive about submitting it... but in light of all the debating here lately, I thought it would fly. Of course this could raise another serious moral issue, but we'll see ehh. Richard
Seren

Seren

16 years 2 months ago

Congrates on the spotlight

Congrates on the spotlight ... its funny the ones we post that we are apprehensive about only to find people love them lol weird huh ? love JayCee
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panaella

16 years 2 months ago

Blimey Richard...

Phew! Seeing you in a new light, that's for sure...how would it raise a moral issue? masterbation isn't bad. There should be no topic, no limits as a poet...that's the point, surely? Ells x
themoonman

themoonman

16 years 2 months ago

Ells...

thank you for saying that there should be no limit to topics, and there shouldn't be, but many don't want to hear about such truths as masturbation, although everyone does it or has. The moral issue I was referring to was Porn... many see it as such a deviant side of humanity, but I happen to think it is quite natural to look and desire, and as long as I don't reach out and touch... it should be all good. p.s... I decided to post this after reading your "sweetheart bastards"... which I admired for the topic as well and will be leaving a comment there today. Have a great day! It is very sunny here and I have the day off and I think I'll spend some of it outside. Richard
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IKnowNoBox

16 years 2 months ago

Smutism!

That's all I can say.. Oh, and lest we forget many a sleazy porn site can give one a vertual dose suffice to crash ones voyuer window In ink, Dabbler
loved

loved

16 years 2 months ago

sexploitation

If there is no limit Let me say The biggest bastard is man today We all do it… See it and fuck it too Then we all let it out in the loo. Your poetry is simplistically true. If we didn’t masturbate How would any one know? What is porn? What is sex? How did women About masturbation come to know. Our grandmothers died After delivering many, Without experiencing an orgasm ever Today girl’s orgasm daily Without giving birth to any So see porn, Masturbate If animals can do Can’t we too? So feel not shy Poets and artists enjoy Their liberty Only sexiest artists Leave traces behind To be followed By the remaining mankind Loved is a sexologist of repute.
themoonman

themoonman

16 years 2 months ago

sexologist...

me too, well I like it, but I'm no expert... thanks for reading and leaving your deepened thoughts.
themoonman

themoonman

16 years 2 months ago

thanks David...

You know how those titles can just hit ya between the eyes sometimes... when I first said this one I knew it was the right one.
Jonathan Moore

Jonathan Moore

16 years 2 months ago

Oh My

I've strayed from my promise and nominated this for spotlight. Excellent limerick. Good pacing and flow, true to the ribald nature of the very best limericks. --Jonathan Annoying the world, one person at a time (Group discounts available)
themoonman

themoonman

16 years 2 months ago

Jonathan...

Wow, glad I could make you break your promise. I was wondering if anyone would notice the limerick like pacing... thank you Jonathan.
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VAMPIREBLONDE

16 years 2 months ago

Love it

Caught my eye as soon as I logged in ! LMAO
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lyz

16 years 2 months ago

Ahh

first real smile of the day and yes this does keep it real. Lol. Dare I say more? Lol. Love Lyz. XX
themoonman

themoonman

16 years 2 months ago

Lyz...

you can say all you want to, glad to cause the smile, love to ya
Mark

Mark

16 years 2 months ago

lmfao

Imagine life without some good porno lmfao (did John Lennon say that?) Mark Resilient Flexibility
Bonitaj

Bonitaj

16 years 2 months ago

RICHARD!!

When you're bad you're good!! ;0 THanks for exposing us to your dark side, kinda like a flasher! he he he! Boni
themoonman

themoonman

16 years 2 months ago

Boni...

Thanks for the flashing comment... I think part of writing is akin to exhibitionism... flash flash
Bonitaj

Bonitaj

16 years 2 months ago

oh yeh! look what I found!!

http://www.google.co.za/reader/view/?tab=my#stream/user%2F15650323335570657892%2Flabel%2Fcool If you want a laugh and an extension on this theme - you have to look this up! PLEEZE! THanks guys, sorry RIchard... just shows what's on a man's mind! Cheers Boni
themoonman

themoonman

16 years 2 months ago

lol

that would help me keep up...
judyanne

judyanne

16 years 2 months ago

hi richard

took so long to get past the comments i forgot what i had to say love it judy
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IKnowNoBox

16 years 2 months ago

Spotlight!

A limrick? There goes the neighborhood.. not that it has far to go. Congrates!
Kailashana

Kailashana

16 years 2 months ago

I could have sworn I wrote a

I could have sworn I wrote a response to your poem, moonman.... just forgot what it was! Where's Playgirl when a girl needs it? (Sorry, Barry!) Hugs of love, Anna p.s. Mrs. Moonman and I have to talk! "Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it." ~ A Course In Miracles
DawningDaytripper

DawningDaytripper

16 years 2 months ago

I am very very late, but I

I am very very late, but I recently was in need of reading a good limerick, and here we have one. So sucks when the porn won't load. Thanks bunchs for sharing Moonman, Julie D.D.
loved

loved

16 years 2 months ago

ur poem MOON SIR HELLO SIR

You get spotlight and i get spotted thank God we both have been at the right spot... LOVED LOVED BY ONE AND ALL EXCEPT A FEW....
Beauregard

Beauregard

16 years 2 months ago

FINALLY!

Someone understands my suffering! LOL Thanks Richard this just made my day, well probably more like my whole life! Kelsey
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blistered-pen

16 years 2 months ago

I’ve got to say, there

I've got to say, there shouldn't be a fear of posting honest, (supposedly) lewd poetry. Either those that are offended will riot, or those that understand will rejoice. Either way, it's a party. :) Awesome stuff, hilarious! JRS
xena465

xena465

16 years 2 months ago

I have to say I’m a bit

I have to say I'm a bit shy when it comes to writing and reading poems like this, but I Love it...it's funny more than naughty Richard. Rosina xena465
loved

loved

16 years 2 months ago

WONDERFUL

We poets Each one of us is unique I have no ability to comment, Nor correct, As any comma and full stop change, Will the poet’s originality derange? But five stars we must give So the poet is ready For his next kill. Gr8888888888 poetry Lovely Spot light worthy LOVED
arja

arja

16 years 2 months ago

Congrats on the spotlight..

Congrats on the spotlight.. and for bravely writing something most people would rather keep under the sheets..LOL! ;) funny and yet oh so real..
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Wafi

16 years 2 months ago

I Can Understand Your Agitation Hahahahahha

I Can Understand Your Agitation Hahahahahha This made me laugh a lot. Thanks for the laugh dear moonman. Sincerely, Wafi "Culture, location and beliefs; All vanish with love!" ~Afzal Shauq~