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HOW TO LOOK GOOD NAKED......

Im going to get you naked, and parade you down the street,
im going to strip you naked, from your head down to your feet,

You have to dress like this you see, put this outfit on,
Now bounce your hair and buff your skin, this won't take very long...

You have to learn to love yourself, let in your natural shine,
Now shake your hips and move your body, soon you'll feel divine.

Your confidence is growing, come on girl lets go,
Because you see that big shop window, is to become my portfolio.

You've done it for 'real' woman, a hip hurray to you,
You did it for real woman, oh look what i can do!

Now the cat walk finish, lets see how far you go,
Oh my god you did it, what a fantastic show!
— xraycat, Mar 30, 2010

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xraycat

16 years 2 months ago

im not this shows number one

im not this shows number one fan...i just watched it and found writing about it more fun,apart from trying to post it..nightmare! thanks judy xx
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Mandyboo

16 years 2 months ago

hey

yea i honestly dont see the point in the fashion shows with sickly skinny females..when most women in the world have curves..society and the media r all messed up..oo but great poem, i really enjoyed it!
Candlewitch

Candlewitch

16 years 2 months ago

hello

I just wanted to let you know that I liked your fanciful poem. Always, Cat
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xraycat

16 years 2 months ago

thank you!yeah, the whole

thank you! yeah, the whole fashion world is crazy! its certaining doesnt seem aimed at woman anyway, im glad you enjoyed my poem, its good to read on days when your body gets you down!
artygirl87

artygirl87

16 years 2 months ago

Makes you want to strip down

Makes you want to strip down naked and smile back at the mirror...or maybe not quite. Enjoyed the poem though. Well done Cat, you are a natural poet.