Rett's Bullshit

Excellent my friend! I love it! Respectfully, Rett: “Anyone who sacrifices liberty for security deserves neither.” Benjamin Franklin

pmsl your a naughty cheeky little Elf , god help me if you ever write one about me love and hugs Jayne-Chloe

Wow, *kill* talking about killing three birds with one stone. hehehehe. Ouch and hahahaha. ~A Words must be used like stepping stones: lightly and with nimbleness, because if you step on them too heavily, you incur the danger of falling into the intellectual mire of logic and reason. - Balsekar

you obviously have a good 'working relationship' ;) Boni

It lacks all of Retts charms, and frill. Although properly adorned and true to a wierdelf. Don't make me stand up for my Paw. I see his stamp of acknowledgment. Does not mean I appreaciate the lack of love or implied content. Frienemys are needed, but please. He at least deserves a second verse, lol. Just my unwanted thoughts on yet another confusing write, Julie D.D.

I just realized this may be a limerick?

almost didn't comment jess after what you did to jc love mary-jane xxx

I'm so glad Rett got a chuckle out of your little poem. I must say, I enjoyed the one you wrote for Jayne and almost pissed myself laughing! Always, Cat

neat little limerack here..

limerick? spelling.. hmm?

A little weird elf was not too impressed with his self so he picked and he prodded and off he went with a gent from Kent named Rett, and that's why the world's a little bit off the cuff with two diamonds in the ruff. Polishing. All we need is some polishing to bring out the shine in rhyme, make it sublime for dreamtime. ~A "Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it." ~ A Course In Miracles

Limerick Lord, lol. Good one. XX

Children wtite limericks for fun as well, but it does not always get them stars... Regards Roscoe...

You are right...limericks are hard to write... You nailed it first time...funny funny funny You are such a 'bitch elf'...don't change... Luv Ells x

There once was a weird elf, quite sick who took off all beneath his belt, quick he was from Australia you see and so he was tall as my knee (I don't know how to end this limerick.) ~A p.s. kisses to elf and "Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it." ~ A Course In Miracles

Sorry, Love; I'm just not that well-versed. ;-( ~A "Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it." ~ A Course In Miracles

My first and last. There was a wee man from down under, who thought his words sounded like thunder. Convincing only the fools, that he knew the rules. Their gratification he’d plunder.. BOOM BOOM.

I once mentioned that I "wrote this from my colon so would not change a thing." It was an, I believed, obvious satirical parody of people who refuse to consider changes to their work because they "wrote it from the heart." Yet, I had someone try to expose me for a fraud merely because they were not smart enough to understand obvious satire. If the issue had not been escalated to the AEC I would hot have cared. But people are stupid, not me, of course, I am special, and stupid people make a fuss over things they should not and people who have better things to do have to get involved to resolve the issue. Your postscript provides a shortcut against any future complaint, not for you, but for whoever is on the AEC when someone decides "Jess attacked someone, so will I." --Jonathan Annoying the world, one person at a time (Group discounts available)

There once was an elf, who was full of himself He made fun of a Texan named Rett The elf used magic rites, as he danced in his tights Rett thought that was funny, you bet Just couldn't help myself... ~ Gee

A strange little Aussie named Jess Brought laughter to one in distress At limerick time He wrote a great rhyme I enjoyed it I must confess Respectfully, Rett: “Anyone who sacrifices liberty for security deserves neither.” Benjamin Franklin

Sounds rather upset, and by the way you did ask me. I never said i was good at anything, even poking fun. Regards Roscoe..

There is a weird little aussie elf who is defiantly full of himself but he has put in the time, and is entitled to his rhyme while showing us to laugh at one's self He sends us to reaction like the main attraction trying to self amuse and borderline abuse but as always it is only his distraction So we play it out prolonged and add to the funny song learning to let it be there is plenty of fish in the sea hoping one day we will all just get along OK, not my funniest lymerick. But very amusing to me. All in good fun of coarse, these comments have provided tons of amusment. I couldn't resist writing my own lymerick, how did it turn out Jess. All. Julie D.D.

I await the lesson to improve my lymerick dear elf, I would be lying if I claimed to know. I sat in on a chat once, enjoyed a few. But please I would love the break down. Julie D.D.

There were two men, bearded and wild, who could each behave like a child, when one of them started, the other one farted, the stink wasn't exactly mild! With a wink of an eye and tongue in cheek to my beloved friends: Jess, Rett, here's to you! Limericks are not exactly my forte, hope this one is okish. But it was written with lots of love and from the heart ;) Yours, ~Nina

Oh the pain of the stain is shame A wonderfully astute game Nina's verse is cute and is quite a hoot And never let it be said, lame *LOL* Loved it Nina! ((Texas Hugs)) Respectfully, Rett: “Anyone who sacrifices liberty for security deserves neither.” Benjamin Franklin

Excellent Tom! Respectfully, Rett: “Anyone who sacrifices liberty for security deserves neither.” Benjamin Franklin

I tried and tried as I could drafting and scraping attempts but sadly to say to this very day damn limricks evade me

Whilst watching the tit for the tat in pants the dwarfy did shat from laughing 'til crying, and quite near to dying she scared the shit out of the cat You two are awesome. Never change. Ever. ~Jess K. ----------------------- "Life is the sun, and the show must go on and on; make it come true. Life is the sun, and the road goes on and on; paint this song any colour but blue." - Don Ross

Alas and alack I confess I can't help it! a limerick mess. When I see those five lines, I must answer in rhymes, It's your fault, you wee Ozzie,cheers Jess Ian