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mand
mand
Mar 17, 2010 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

That's the family way

Boom, cha, Boom Cha
Engine throb.

Swish splash swish splash
Fishing bob.

Whack bang whack bang
Hammer job.

That’s the manly way ……

Ooch ouch Ooch ouch
Nurses swab.

Sizzle splat sizzle splat
Cooking hob.

Grrr whinge Grrr whinge
He’s a slob.

That’s the womanly way.

Boo ho boo ho
Crying sob

Slurp sip slurp sip
Jelly blob.

Whoosh splat whoosh splat
Tennis lob.

That’s the children’s way.

　

　

— mand, Mar 17, 2010

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mand

mand

16 years 2 months ago

pales into insignificance

pales into insignificance compared to yours! You are the master, I am a dweb. Great to hear from you Mr Crud. Love Mand
Kailashana

Kailashana

16 years 2 months ago

Brava! An out-of-the-box

Brava! An out-of-the-box poem! Boom chucka boom! Love it! ~A Words must be used like stepping stones: lightly and with nimbleness, because if you step on them too heavily, you incur the danger of falling into the intellectual mire of logic and reason. - Balsekar
mand

mand

16 years 2 months ago

Hello Kaliashana, I like

Hello Kaliashana, I like your reply, full of wisdom, sometimes keeping it simple is best - in my case I think I'm to lazy to get intellectual - I'm 55 goin on 10 in me brain, trouble is me body has over taken me brain. Lol Thanks for commenting. You speak wise words. LOve Mand
Seren

Seren

16 years 2 months ago

Dear Mand

Smiles for miles I like your take in the poetry of sound wonderful love and hugs Jayne-Chloe
mand

mand

16 years 2 months ago

Great to hear from you Judy,

Great to hear from you Judy, sorry I didn't reply sooner. Thanks for commenting. LOve Mand. P.s the O in love is deliberate - it's my new kwerky signiture. It reminds me of Igore. lol.
mand

mand

16 years 2 months ago

Hello again Rosina, it’s

Hello again Rosina, it's always nice to hear from me buddies. I hope your o.k. Thanks for commenting and I'm glad you thought it was funny! Keep safe Loads of lOve. Mand
Nordic cloud

Nordic cloud

16 years ago

you too must be great fun as a grandmother wonderful

Ann of Norway This reminded me of a favourite lap dance, "Mother Goose stories" and you did yours so well great fun mand, I think that you too must be great fun as a grandmother wonderful rhythmical, musical live poetry for your grandchildren. Love Ann. THIS IS THE WAY This is the way the ladies ride, Tri, tre, tre, tree, Tri, tre, tre, tree! This is the way the ladies ride, Tri, tre, tre, tre, tri-tre-tre-tree! This is the way the gentlemen ride, Gallop-a-trot, Gallop-a-trot! This is the way the gentlemen ride, Gallop-a-gallop-a-trot! This is the way the farmers ride, Hobbledy-hoy, Hobbledy-hoy! This is the way the farmers ride, Hobbledy-hobbledy-hoy!