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Lonnie
Mar 12, 2010 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Alphabetic Alliteration (almost )

Advantageous anthropoids avidly abuse
bewildered bitches brazenly betrayed
contagious,  cranky concubines cleverly confuse
didactic demons drunkenly displayed

Evil elves eviscerate enchanted entities
fragile faggots furiously fart
gross gestapo grasp germanic gerneralities
helping hermits have Homeric heart

Incandescent idiots insidiously itch
jacobites judiciously just jerk
kamikaze kangaroos killingly kibbitz
loquatious  luminescent lamas lurk

Megolithic mastodons meticulously mend
necrophobic nannies nibble nails
occular orangutans officialy offend
pedantic purpose privately prevails

Quadrophonic quartermasters question queasy queens
realistic rabbits reinvent
sacriligious sodomites seek sadistic scenes
terrorizing tortises torment

Undulating urbanites unknowingly undress
vacillating vixen viewing vowels
while watchful waterwitches wail within white wilderness
I've now evacuated all my bowels!

C.  Lon  R.  Bruso
— Lonnie, Mar 12, 2010

About This Poem

About the Author

Region, Country: New England, originally, now, Macon, N.C., USA

Favorite Poets: Poe, Frost, Bob Dylan

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raskin

16 years 2 months ago

Great fun. No X line. I did

Great fun. No X line. I did one with x I may need to post it here on this site. These are good silly fun and I enjoyed the lines you wrote. raskin
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Lonnie

16 years 2 months ago

Thanks, Raskin!

I had trouble enough having this rhyme and make some sense without pondering 'X','Y', and 'Z'! Glad you enjoyed it!
Kailashana

Kailashana

16 years 2 months ago

You’re too much Mr.

You're too much Mr. Lonnie. I love your poetry, mercy me! ~A "A poem is never finished, only abandoned." ~ Paul Valery
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Lonnie

16 years 2 months ago

Thank you very much!

This one wasn't easy, I assure you! I appreciate you taking the time to stop by to read and comment! All feedback is greatly welcome!
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Lonnie

16 years 2 months ago

Thanks, Jayne!

I felt like I gave birth to a Thesaurus after writing this piece! I may need a vacation!
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magics02

16 years 2 months ago

Lonnie I was get tongue tied lol

This was alot of work I may have to try this one but know I need to sit down for a while with it. I was like try to say this poem fast each line four times in a row. Tongue tied and twisted. Really good Lonnie. How many more days now?? Magics02 Learn to live, learn to forgive. Life is too short.
judyanne

judyanne

16 years 2 months ago

very clever

but what happened to 'y' and 'z' ? love it great fun judy
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Lonnie

16 years 2 months ago

Thank you!

I honestly couldn't come up with enough words that made any sense for X,Y, or Z! That's why I ended it like I did! Glad you enjoyed it!
Candlewitch

Candlewitch

16 years 2 months ago

Dear Lonnie

That was both exciting and exhausting! I LOVED it. Alliteration is one of my favorite things. Always, Cat
Race_9togo

Race_9togo

16 years 2 months ago

damnedf funny, Lonnie,

And a great read to boot. Respectfully Jim "Laws and rules don't kill freedom: narrow-minded intolerance does" : Race
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

16 years 2 months ago

That was just f***ing awesome!

I think I can safely say to date I've never seen this done. I'm quite the alliteration junkie, so I enjoyed this piece immensely. How does one furiously fart? I thought it was an occasion that brought happiness... or maybe that's just me. ~Jess K. ----------------------- "Life is the sun, and the show must go on and on; make it come true. Life is the sun, and the road goes on and on; paint this song any colour but blue." - Don Ross