Mrs.Him

Got no luck,

Thought she’d made it,

But married a nut.

Had his kids,

And stroked his brow,

But he soon threw her off,

And spat out the cow.

Mrs.Him,

Had a bad start,

Wanted to get love,

As a loose-living tart.

Most of the men,

Just flicked her away,

Not much long after,

They’d asked her to play.

She’d found him in a lecture hall.

She reasoned that bright men,

Were seldom tall.

He took his pills,

And acted nice,

He tried to follow his mum’s advice.

But when the time came to settle down,

She throttled his mind,

With her constant frown.

He couldn’t cope,

With companionship,

And stopped her life,

Once he’d totally flipped…