Brando Jenkins Allowishus

I see him there,
In the shade of that tree
chowing down
on dyed miscellaneous hide
maybe it's chicken and lamb combined
or a beef and pork surprise
maybe it's a slice of turkey
or a sneeky snippet of roo
in any case
you can't care less, smiley
it all tastes good to you!
He'll eat anything and everything
the sign of a growing lad
cant wait till he's fully grown
and looks just like his dad
he doesnt mind a tussle
and he can't be lacking smarts
although he is the author
of the most horrendus farts
but spill your can of coke
and he'll be there to lick it
he's friendly, he's loyal,
He's Brando Jenkins Allowishus