Louie D Lobster

Louie da Lobsta was an undersea mobsta,
who ran all da fish at da docks.

Ya he was da dude a real barracuda,
who loved his cream cheese wit lox.
 
Now Louie's deal clincha, was his gigantic pincha 
which he shoved inta  everyone's  faces.

Da biggest crustacean in all of da nation,
puts da pinch on da seahorse races.  

One day Lou and da boys were making some noise
forming a long conga line.

Along comes Big Sid da Squid and ya know what he did,
he loved his Lobsta wit wine . 

Da word heard on high,  from belfries and steeples, 
Louie da Lobsta , sleeps with da peoples. 

By Jove !