Da frog on da log ( Frenglish ) spellcheck this lol

Daer's ha frog on da log
down hat ole Bennies bog.
Folks sol-emn-ly swear ‘
e's has big has ha dog.

When hi ass dem habout
hits in-cred-ible size,
dey say wit'out doubt
hit's from heating ‘orseflies !

Wit' a tun-derous song
til da break of day.
‘e sing all da night long
scaring da tourist haway.

Dat frog on da log
you sure ‘ear ‘im croak.
If you get loss in da fog
‘e might sink your boat.

No ones hever seen ‘im
till de odder day.
hI was re-turn-ing from town,
an' ‘e got hin my way. 

hI come hup from behin' ‘im,
hup, hup 'e did 'op, '
uge slimy tsunami
from ‘is belly flop.

An' den hI saw ‘im
landed ri-dover dare.
Dose yokels weren't kidd-ing
‘e's was has big has da bear.
.
Dare we were heye to heye,
on da bog hin da smog,
won-ner-ing hif
hI could fit hin dat frog .

hI could plain-ly see
hI was da sitt-ing duck .
but ‘e juss look hat me
hall cover' hin muck.
.
Now hI got real-y choke'
so hI flippe' ‘im da bird ,
e honly croak'
han hI fell quite habsurd.

Well dat ting don' work
so hI call' ‘im a ‘og ,‘
e juss licke' ‘is heyes
an' got back on ‘is log .

So hI go back to town
hall covere' hin slime,
ran-ting hand ra-ving
ha-bout da gi-ant frogs crime.

Dey hall star-ted laug'hing ,
hit's hall in your ‘ead.
hif you met dat frog
you sure-ly be dead.

Dat frog his a mon-ster .
wit'out da soul .
An' oomever ‘e meets
‘e swallows dem ‘ole .‘

e'll deafen your hears ,
e may sink your boat,
many a trav-ell-er
met ‘is hend down ‘is t'roat .

To dis day hI still wonner
has I‘m ole on da bench ,
why dat frog 'e don' heat me;
could hit be cause hI'm french ?

ByJove !