When I'm an old Lady....

When I'm an old Lady..I'll live with each kid,
and bring so much happiness...just as they did
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided,
Returning each deed..oh I'm so excited!
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids..

I'll write on their walls with reds, whites and blues,
and bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes
I'll drink from the carton and leave it out
I'll stop up  the toilets and oh how they'll shout!
when I'm an old lady and live with my kids

When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
I'll get into things like sugar and bleach,
Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
and when that is done , I'll hide under the bed!
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids

When they cook dinner and call me to eat
I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,
I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table
and when they get angry, I'll run if I'm able..
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids

I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click,
I'll cross both my eyes, just to see if they stick
I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
and play in the mud "til the end  of the day...
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids

and later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes,
My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
and say with a groan.."shes so sweet..when she's sleeping!"
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.