Santa C. (Just having a bit of fun, see if you can spot the joke!)

Reindeer pull a fat man in a sleigh across the winter skyAt night, he alights on our roof and squeezesThrough our narrow chimney - what a trick! He eats some biscuits and drinks some milkEver the fairyman, the white-bearded gourmetRotund and happily muttering his "HoHo!" No one sees him, he is a secretive gift bearerOr does he blend with his impersonatorsThose red-cloaked seducers invented by Coca Cola? Most children send letters to himEagerly relating their most secret wishesThe North Pole is where he lives He visits every child around the globeIn just one night - again, what a trick!Never tiring of biscuits or milk, of course Keeper of secrets, and the world's biggest toy manufacturerSanta C.