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Nov 19, 2009
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Jumping Breasts
My breasts they jump and thump
and dump upon my chest
as I run,
what fun
they don’t know up
they don’t know down
they’re older now you see
and haven’t a clue
that I don’t use a bra
when I should
if I could
but its painful
they aren’t a pair
one is from here to there
and the other’s from there to here
one bigger and better
and don’t compare
they’ll get angry
and fly of the handle
its Ann’s boobs you know
there out in the snow
of Norway’s Winter Fandango.
A well kown Dane: Halfdan Rasmussen wrote this far superior poem about the same thing:-
Badut springer Ruth er fantastisk
hun hopper så lett og elastisk
at alle de små attributter
badutter privat når hun slutter.
— Nordic cloud, Nov 19, 2009
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Nordic cloud
16 years 6 months ago
I EDITED THREE TIMES
Seren
16 years 6 months ago
Dearest Ann,Five my darlin
orgami
16 years 6 months ago
Love of life the human Condition
Nordic cloud
16 years 6 months ago
Perhaps it moose thinkings you mean?
Kailashana
16 years 6 months ago
http://www.edvard-munch.com/P
Nordic cloud
16 years 6 months ago
Your left! Anna.
bjp
16 years 6 months ago
Dear Margaret Ann,
lyz
16 years 6 months ago
Dear Ann
Cloudthings
16 years 6 months ago
I adore you Annushka... all the more for this you bloody winner
paparazii
16 years 5 months ago
Oh Ann, you make me jump
Nordic cloud
16 years 5 months ago
So glad I amused you Ephy,
shirley harrison
15 years 11 months ago
L:O:L
scribbler
15 years 11 months ago
lmao