"Thud's Law"

A hundred proof snake-oil
cures everything...AND blue-balls,
that won't help you feel so good
like getting married in over-halls !

Testimonies and articles
have a way of bubbling up to the top,
you know you can't stand the pressure
when you know you're about to "pop"!

Can't say that I can argue
so, I spread wide, my eagle claw...
..testicles deviant-
according to, "Thud's Law".

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Rise to your convictions
and make your feelings, felt;
ignore all of the scrapes and pains
that accompanies, each welt.

know your limitations
and be subtle, as you move...
grasp an understanding
of how to slide into a "groove".

I know if pain's my main course
I'll load up, on the cole-slaw...
..testicles deviant,
according to, "Thud's Law"!