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Oct 30, 2009
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The Continuing Saga of Freeze-frame Fred of the Gnomes
So, sagas will often continue
as curious momentum has been known to do,
Freeze-frame Fred's wrists were swolen,
from when he was tied up and stolen,
by the "anti-lawn jockey" stealing crew.
Freeze-frame Fred's concern ever broadened
courtesy of his serendipitious trend,
there was no possible way,
tied up Fred could get away,
he was in dire need of a friend.
Then, Gnome King Fred had a thought
that when they arrived at the toll-gate spot,
he would scream out and yelp,
and would plead for some help,
Fred hating this crew with all he's got !
Firstly, a "lawn jockey" Fred wasn't
he was a Gnome, and thought that was apparent,
Fred's patience were gone,
after being stolen from Doc's lawn,
he loved travel, but this is not what he meant !
They all stopped to eat by the border
and left Fred in the car, to go order,
he got himself free,
and a toll-booth, he did see,
so, he paid the young man a buck and a quarter.
Right now, Fred's standing still on a prison yard
getting free from that crew wasn't so hard,
the only mistake Fred had made,
is the young man that he paid,
was who arrested Fred for "bribing" a border guard !
as curious momentum has been known to do,
Freeze-frame Fred's wrists were swolen,
from when he was tied up and stolen,
by the "anti-lawn jockey" stealing crew.
Freeze-frame Fred's concern ever broadened
courtesy of his serendipitious trend,
there was no possible way,
tied up Fred could get away,
he was in dire need of a friend.
Then, Gnome King Fred had a thought
that when they arrived at the toll-gate spot,
he would scream out and yelp,
and would plead for some help,
Fred hating this crew with all he's got !
Firstly, a "lawn jockey" Fred wasn't
he was a Gnome, and thought that was apparent,
Fred's patience were gone,
after being stolen from Doc's lawn,
he loved travel, but this is not what he meant !
They all stopped to eat by the border
and left Fred in the car, to go order,
he got himself free,
and a toll-booth, he did see,
so, he paid the young man a buck and a quarter.
Right now, Fred's standing still on a prison yard
getting free from that crew wasn't so hard,
the only mistake Fred had made,
is the young man that he paid,
was who arrested Fred for "bribing" a border guard !
— docmaverick, Oct 30, 2009
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Seren
16 years 7 months ago
Dearest Doc
docmaverick
16 years 7 months ago
I think....
Antoinette Mar…
16 years 7 months ago
Hmmmm...Doc...
Hooded Stranger
16 years 7 months ago
Fred
docmaverick
16 years 7 months ago
Thanks to you....
Hooded Stranger
16 years 7 months ago
Hero
lyz
16 years 7 months ago
BLOODY Brilliant
docmaverick
16 years 7 months ago
You're right, Lyz....
Seren
16 years 7 months ago
Congrates on spotlight Doc
docmaverick
16 years 7 months ago
Say Jayne....
Seren
16 years 7 months ago
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lyz
16 years 7 months ago
Congratulations Doc
Kailashana
16 years 7 months ago
There will be no time off