If you asked me

If you asked me, I'd give up drink
And cigarettes, at least I think.
I've not used drugs, apart from class 'B'
And that was when it was class 'C'

If you asked me, I'd run away
Of course with you, the very next day
I'd quit my job to be with you
I'd sell my house and my clothes too.

If you asked me, I'd give it all in
No more lager, brandy or gin
I'd even sell my record collection
If you'd give me all your affection

So no more thrash or death metal
My drum n bass, goodbye to all
I'll wave goodbye to Marlboro Red
My indie, punk, "The Smiths are dead!"

If I did any of the above
I won't be me for sure my love
There is not point as your'e not here
Welcome back, records, fags and beer

I don't know why i'm telling you
Lets face it, it won't come true
So pass my beer and my ciggies
Does anyone have any class 'B's?