too old, too late but never sorry

You're such an evil brown-eyed man!

before you walk away from this page,
you'll just have to listen to what I say,

no, I won't betray who you are and where you're from
and I'll hold no umbrella o'er our chariot to the sun

if you keep sending me dirty poems with which to shower,
I'll just have to plant your seed and mayhaps it'll flower

aren't we a tad too old to being doing this?
go ahead make my day, send triple x-rated words my way..

(Yummy, my evil brown-eyed honey bunny!)