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Oct 01, 2009
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Myopic Pig.
Over the last few years
I have learned to minimize my habits
my habits of verbalizing my seditious and repugnant unfiltered rants,
mainly because my mouth caused me a lot of unwanted friction
in the real world.
But people like you
(and you indeed know who you are)
continue to hack away at what used to be my patience.
Unbeknown as yet to you and your esteemed(!) colleagues,
everybody that comes in contact with you,
on any level,
has an immediate sense of enmity.
Five minutes in the same fucking room would send any person,
with an IQ higher than the lowest form of plant life,
over the formidable boundary of sanity.
Sometimes i even commend,
although doubt, your "friends" ability
to withstand your bigotry,
stupidity and stench (which by the way is paramount to all vile scents).
I'm so worn out
I'm so fucking tired
I can't even be bothered rhyming
But!
I have taken the time to think you up a title
"Gooch: the mortal stankpot",
and your friends "HEP A, B, and C".
I'd also like to thank you though,
for making me realize something i was obviously misinformed about before,
oh how frivolous and unwise i am,
I thought civilization had grown somewhat
from blatant racism, ideas of slavery,
narrow-mindedness and childish jokes about the colour of skins,
oh foolish me, inept i am thinking equality and multiculturalism are important faculties of today's society.
Here's an idea chump,
long before discussing your bigoted version of the climate of racial inequality in this country
it might occur to you to shower,
with soap(just to be specific),
before gracing us with your unintelligent, irrelevant,
misdirected, regurgitated desecration of our culture.
and in your own unoriginal words "if you don't like it, fuck off back home".
After all we're just a bunch of convicts.
fuckclump!
I have learned to minimize my habits
my habits of verbalizing my seditious and repugnant unfiltered rants,
mainly because my mouth caused me a lot of unwanted friction
in the real world.
But people like you
(and you indeed know who you are)
continue to hack away at what used to be my patience.
Unbeknown as yet to you and your esteemed(!) colleagues,
everybody that comes in contact with you,
on any level,
has an immediate sense of enmity.
Five minutes in the same fucking room would send any person,
with an IQ higher than the lowest form of plant life,
over the formidable boundary of sanity.
Sometimes i even commend,
although doubt, your "friends" ability
to withstand your bigotry,
stupidity and stench (which by the way is paramount to all vile scents).
I'm so worn out
I'm so fucking tired
I can't even be bothered rhyming
But!
I have taken the time to think you up a title
"Gooch: the mortal stankpot",
and your friends "HEP A, B, and C".
I'd also like to thank you though,
for making me realize something i was obviously misinformed about before,
oh how frivolous and unwise i am,
I thought civilization had grown somewhat
from blatant racism, ideas of slavery,
narrow-mindedness and childish jokes about the colour of skins,
oh foolish me, inept i am thinking equality and multiculturalism are important faculties of today's society.
Here's an idea chump,
long before discussing your bigoted version of the climate of racial inequality in this country
it might occur to you to shower,
with soap(just to be specific),
before gracing us with your unintelligent, irrelevant,
misdirected, regurgitated desecration of our culture.
and in your own unoriginal words "if you don't like it, fuck off back home".
After all we're just a bunch of convicts.
fuckclump!
— Bosscombat, Oct 01, 2009
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Seren
16 years 8 months ago
LMFAO … Omg we are just a
Bosscombat
16 years 8 months ago
:)
lyz
16 years 8 months ago
Yay
Bosscombat
16 years 8 months ago
:)
Geezer
16 years 8 months ago
Wow!
Bosscombat
16 years 8 months ago
i feel somewhat
Candlewitch
16 years 8 months ago
hello
Bosscombat
16 years 8 months ago
haha its easier to be
themoonman
16 years 8 months ago
Boss...
Bosscombat
16 years 8 months ago
:)