'Killer Cabbie'

He is shadow, he is no one, pervese chameleon

Now... the 'Killer' cabbie, driver on the run

That nasty bitch, she been ridin', nigh upon ten years

Same old shit she been saying, borin' me to tears
 

I'm past the exit, she starts screaming, "Hey! You stupid fuck!"

She doesn't know it yet, but she's outta luck

I round a curve at eighty, hit the door and push

She splatters on the road, landing on her tush
 

I swing around, come back through, our business is all done

She's lying crushed by a semi, I thought it rather fun

I call it in, 15 complete, it's all that I can do

Next time call the other cab, Tell 'em 'Killer' sent you
 

The $20 round-trip, two Bros., matched hoodie color

Think hearin' aid is bluetooth, say, "I gonna run now brother"

I put the pedal to the metal, run them under car

Smell the burning flesh, ooh, that's gonna leave a scar
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The thumping of their fists, and the spinning of the tires

Mask the sound of the 'nine as it spews some lead and fire

Now they're out of ammo, I look to see them busted up

You could put what's left, in a couple of coffee cups
 

Mr. Muscles is a drunk,

I think I'll put him in the trunk

When I get the chance, I'll stop really quick!

He isn't wearing seat-belt, the poor, stupid prick
 

His face isn't what it was, a couple of minutes ago

I think he is too old, for new teeth to grow

All the ones he had, are imbedded in the dash

"You won't need them anyway, you won't survive that gash"
 

" Are you fuckin' crazy?" You can't kill the customers

Gary screams in terror as I kick his balls of fur

I push him up against the nails,splash hot coffee in his face

Tommy hollers' "Rails!" I fill his eyes with 'mace'
 

I think that I'm all done here, early night for me

I wasn't making money anyhoo, they were all dead-beats

I didn't make a dime, I used a lot of gas

I coulda took their money, instead... I kicked their ass