Indecision

Ha! This morning,
I refused to take my meds
I don't want anymore chemicals
clouding up my head.
I mentioned it to Ms Kamikaze
who struck up conversation with a purr
The succeeding silence made me realize
Sobriety's not what I prefer.
The next few moments are consumed
with thoughts of what shall be my poison
BEHOLD! my stash of pharmaceuticals
my cigarettes and Kentucky bourbon!
hours later I stagger home drunk
blast through the door laughing
and slurring "It's me! OH, ME!
Me and my big black jeans!
I'm not wearing any underpants
but no one knows but me!
Oh man! It's times like these
I truly recommend
let your junk hang free!
then when the wind whips up
you can really feel the breeze!"