Pantorime - Merry Xmas!!

 

                                      PANTORIMETwo little pigs told Goldilocks that she must wash and darn their socksShe laughed and told them what to do( and where and why - well, wouldn't you) The third little pig had last been seen crossing an old bridge over a stream.Under the bridge lived a big fat Troll, who dearly loved a bacon roll. So when big billy goat gruff came by, the Troll was selling large pork piesThe three bears next came on the scene, then Jack, with cow and magic bean A giant appeared, began to cry; he had no beanstalk to the skyHe used a bed-sheet as a hankie- washed and ironed by Widow Twankey The wolf sat quietly, sharp teeth clicking- we've seen the last of Chicken LickenFrom Sinbad's ship, moored at the wharf, came Snowwhite and the Seven Dwarves A Rock Band played loud heavy metal for their big fans - Hansel and GretelJust when you thought it could get no worse, a witch let fly a mighty curse.But that can't work? oh yes it can! I think I ate the gingerbread man!  I shake my head, look at these words -- This pantorime is just absurdIt needs someone to save the day-- and right on cue arrives a sleigh!! He's delivered parcels all round town; it's- it's- it's.-----Postman Pat, his van broke down!!                                                 v