The Kids of Struggle Street. Pt 1

Hello, my name is harold
and I had a big pet frog
one day
it jumped from my hands
and was eaten by the dog
I like to wear this big red jacket
I'm told it's from the eighties
I just wear it to scream abuse
at all the little old ladies
"Fuck the world!" ha! I like that!
Maybe I'll make it my mantra
maybe my next tattoo
then maybe some more girlies
will let me touch their boobs!

oh, ahh this is my best mate gerald
he likes to start fires
his mummy and daddy often lock him up
to curb his evil desires
they told me "stay away from matches"
if I want to hang out with him
that day he found a stash of lighters
and burnt up all his limbs
but he'll be ok
you know, he's pretty tough!
he screams at old ladies too
when I have had enough
He'll stay away from fire
and his pubes will grow back soon
he'll be back to his usual self
drooling and hunting down some poon