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Bosscombat
Aug 31, 2009 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Exercise through thought

Ah- Ha! Look at me! treading treadmil
sweating, wetting the surrounding handles
I'll lose two and a half thousand pounds
and be the the fiercest pimp around

Ah- Ha! Look at me! Cycling bicycle
lurching, perving on the passing talents
I'll be the one who the girls like to smooch
but right now the bike is paining my gooch

Ah- Ha! Look at me! pushing push-ups
Hurting, flirting with the ground
I'll chat to the manly man who frequent these places
they complain "theres only one woman, but she has a million faces"

Ah- Ha! Look at the real me! seating a seat
Drinking, thinking nasty thoughts of later
I'll be home watching i dream of jeanie
coz Barbara Eden makes me wanna touch my peenie.
— Bosscombat, Aug 31, 2009

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Bosscombat

16 years 9 months ago

:)

Just having a laugh at my own expence. Haha glad you laughed out loud I had fun writing it Thanks :) ♣
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lyz

16 years 9 months ago

Lmfao.

Yay!!!! a bit of comic relief.If only all guys were this honest. Ha Ha. Good one. Lyz.
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Bosscombat

16 years 9 months ago

:)

Hey lyz I like to pride myself on my honesty Even if it means making fun of myself Glad u had a bit of a giggle. Thnks ♣
Seren

Seren

16 years 9 months ago

Dear Matty ...

I got the absolute pleasure of being there witnessing(and at times pissing myself laughing) you write this ... Its awesome and nothing like a good belly laugh to cleanse the soul ;) I know where the last few lines come from you and snake gotta stop watching I Dream of Jeanie lmfao !!!! Love ya JayKneeeeeeeeeeeeee :P ;)x x x "We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves. Lynn Hall" ...
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Bosscombat

16 years 9 months ago

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Did you really piss yourself.. Ew...don't sit on my lounge then u grub. :p I r glad you giggled from your belly guts dear Me and snake like a bit o' old barbara she was a honey back in the day...id probably still throw her one :p ♣ Pea ess. Thanks for ze comment lovely
Seren

Seren

16 years 9 months ago

:P

Rubs Bum Into your longue wouldnt you like to know LMAO ;) I am so not a grub I shower too much if anything , and it was fucking funny listening to you read it out as you wrote stanza for stanza ... HIL-AR-I-OUS !!!! LOL and Yeah I knew Snake liked Ol' Barbara she was one of his favourites as a kid lol ... you dirty pair of perves LOL love and hugz Jayne :P We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves. Lynn Hall ...
Kailashana

Kailashana

16 years 9 months ago

Hey Boss. You’re one

Hey Boss. You're one crazy mf. I like that. Cough cough. I just busted a gut laughing and it hurts like hell. I'm going to sue you! ~A
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Bosscombat

16 years 9 months ago

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Hahaha Crazy like a fox :p Im glad you liked it Can't say I worked very hard on it though haha. And please don't sue me. im already broke so ill end up in the clink, and im too pretty for the clink. :p haha ♣ Pea ess. Thanks for the stars and ur feedback :p
Seren

Seren

16 years 9 months ago

Dear Anna

Just thought I would share a little about this crazy MF lol hes not only a writer he is an incredible Bass player and his Band just finished a tour in NSW and a few Gigs in Queensland ... they are a talented bunch of young men that will go far ... hes also an incredible artist and the pictures satire ? and just normal drawings Anna you would piss yourself laughing :P ... but the best thing about Matty? {and Robb our other friend in his band who we met matty through} Is their generosity and friendship And they have big old hearts that could love the world and do as long as it dont piss em off LOL ... I cannot say how much they mean to me in mere words they arent just a credit to themselves they are a credit to their parents (who I ahve met and think are wonderful people btw)all four of them ... Both of us love and respect them and would walk to the ends of the earth for either of them ... I cannot repay them for their kindness and friendship ever.... Love and hugz Jayne x x Oh and btw they have an album out not tooting their horn or anything LMAO :P Btw Matty you cannot yell at me for telling the truth :) lmao love you brother I got home ok and I am just about to go read your latest ;) "We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves. Lynn Hall" ...
Geezer

Geezer

16 years 9 months ago

Exercise...

Great stuff, I was in love with her too. Kept wishing that she would tire of Tony who really didn't want her, and grant me a wish! LOL. LMAO with that last line! Gee.
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Bosscombat

16 years 9 months ago

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hahaha i knew most of the blokes would be in the same boat im a bit young for ol' barbara but she will remain sexy as long as i can still watch i dream of jeanie hahaha glad u got a giggle. ♣
Cloudthings

Cloudthings

16 years 9 months ago

You crazy bugger, you big dag, I loved this, I would not want yo

You crazy bugger, you big dag, I loved this, I would not want you to change a thing... it is wonderfully irreverent & candid & honest... Slightly yucky (am I turning into a prude now?) & delightfully brilliant yay! Cheers Anni~ "A word is not the same with one writer as with another. One tears it from his guts. The other pulls it out of his overcoat pocket". ~Charles Peguy
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Bosscombat

16 years 9 months ago

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hey Anni thank you for your kind words :p i hope u enjoyed reading this as much as i enjoyed writing it :p ♣ pea ess. yes you are turning prude-esque :p jks
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CyberSpace

16 years 9 months ago

brother orsm words keep m

brother orsm words keep m coming & i'll keep reading mard work
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Bosscombat

16 years 9 months ago

:]

Hey brother Thanks for the kind words Was great havin u guys here over the weekend See you guys soon Also lookin forward to reading more from u. ♣ Pea ess <3
Candlewitch

Candlewitch

16 years 9 months ago

=0

LOL! Very funny and creative! Congrats on making Spotlight! Always, Cat
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Bosscombat

16 years 9 months ago

:)

Hey cat Thanks very much Im surprised people even liked this let alone let it get to spotlight Thanks again ♣