The Enlightenment of Cats and Dogs ~ For Emarie ;-)

Some folks like cats
Some folks like dogs
It is sometimes a process of elimination
How cats hide their s***
And dogs like to p*** over anything
Do you remember what your s*** looked
Like as a young child, how you groaned
And moaned and how it came out one loooooong
Turd,
Now I may be absurd
To talk about these words
Just remember how busy you always were as a
Little One,
How you barely made it to the bathroom,
And now if your body is going downhill
And you are losing your mind,
Are alone in your Soul,
Remember this wonderful process of elimination
Enjoy both your 15 minute-recess and success
And failure to process
Be nice to cats and dogs,
Before the final elimination...
No-one wins this one.