Price Tag for a Lady

God created woman
with an intricate sort of plan,
for after creating Adam from earth
He thought of woman to complete the man.

After great considerations
several questions did arise,
like where to put the breasts on her?
and then, of course..what size?

Well after a time, the design was flawless,
woman even smelled so nice;
but God decided that for this work
there'd have to be a price.

So, God leaned close to Adam
without meaning to cause alarm,
and told Adam that Eve was his
the price being his right arm.

God explained that she'd do anything
without ever throwing a "fit",
she would cook, and clean, and pleasure him
protesting not the slightest bit !

So after careful consideration
Adam's reply showed signs of glib,
he looked straight into the eyes of God, and said...
"So, what can I get for a rib?"