What The!!!

I'm having 
problems with my
phone
her name is pinki
and she doesn't 
understand
what bluetooth
means
we went to the 
shop to find her
a replacement
I don't think
she was too happy
with that arrangement
he was a dud
called himself samsung
what kind of name is that
got him home and he
refused to work
said he didn't like apple
WHAT THE HELL
how could you not like
my apple
three days passed
we got into a fight
your going back
to the shop
the salesman said
no sorry can not help
call this number
I called
but to no avail
got home got angry
wrote a letter
firm not cranky
thanks to that little bit of red
email to my provider
it's been 5 days
with no responseand 
pinki still doesn't know
what bluetooth is!!!