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The Greedy Giant
THE GREEDY GIANT
A long time ago, in the northlands of snow
Lived a king in an ivory castle
But his people were angry, no food, very hungry
A greedy giant ate every morsel
The Queen said to the King,"Remember,one Spring
When those young girls defeated that dragon?
I'm quite sure that they might have another tough fight
And get him to pack up his wagon
With his wizard, the king would have done anything
That would help them get rid of this creature
Made a hot air balloon, not a moment too soon
Sent it south, hoping that it would reach them.
It was on the back green, on the big trampoline
Both girls were bouncing and diving
When there was a bright flash and the sound of a crash
The magic balloon was arriving!
They both climbed aboard, and northwards they soared
And soon arrived at the white castle
The king came to meet them and said “You must beat him
This giant has caused nothing but hassle“.
“His name is Goliath, he came from Rosyth
Where I hear giants are really quite rare
If he sees food, he’ll eat it, so please make him beat it
Or soon we’ll have no food to share.
So Morgan and Tiegan were given a wee van
To take them to find the big pest
Morgan told the van driver to park by the river
From there they would walk to the west.
Morgan thought for a while, as they walked half-a-mile
About how the giant wasn’t so brave
For if he was a winner and stole people’s dinner
Then why did he hide in a cave?
All at once was a shout, and the giant rushed out
Waving his club at the sky
Tiegan picked up a stone and it was well thrown
For it hit the giant right in the eye.
The ogre cried “Ouch!” and bent down in a crouch
Rubbing his eye with a hanky
But the hanky was snotty and slimey and grotty
Like the rest of his clothes, it was manky!
“Are you laughing at me?”, said the giant on one knee
“You’d better not or you’re in trouble
I’m bigger than you, I’ll turn you into stew.”
The girls laughed, the giant started to bubble.
Morgan said “You’re not tough - just a big powder-puff
So you’d better run off - go on - beat it!”
The giant cried “Boo-hoo, it’s all ‘cos of you
That I have, for once, been defeated.”
The giant trudged away - he’d had such a bad day
All because of two girls from Park Road
And to make matters worse, by the wizard’s worst curse
He was magicked into a fat toad!
So the girls left at noon in the wizard's balloon
The king said ”You’re now our friends for ever”
They landed at four, ran in the back door
They’d had such an adventure together.
Critiques
Jonathan Moore
16 years 11 months ago
Ambitious piece
Tam the Chanter
16 years 10 months ago
the kingdom
infinite_dwarf
16 years 10 months ago
Ian
Tam the Chanter
16 years 10 months ago
the kingdom