Broken Pussy

There comes a time
in every man's life
when he has to acknowledge the condition
of his "pussy".

I am serious.
After complete perusal
and careful consideration, I know...
mine is really "bent".

Sure, it's soft and furry
and nice to the touch...
But, what's real is real
and mine's a little too "touched".

Not to the naked eye, per say...
for it's appearance may lend towards normalcy,
But, looks can be deceiving;
for I am positive that mine is severely broken.

Not "worn out" broken
but, more like, in disarray,
discombobulated.....if you will;
and I guess I'm going to have to have it repaired.

Maybe then, my sweet, young pussy
will cease "humping" my other male cat.
Yeah, he's "broken", all right...
I'm gonna have to get him, "fixed"!