Wednesday Tumor Blues!

1.   He probed inside my nose

      He took a piece from my tumor

      He asked if I was in pain

      I wasn’t!

      I could not feel a thing

2.   My mind got into full swing

      Tumor – tumor – tumor

      You have another bloody tumor

      It’s not a rumor – rumor – rumor

      But a tumor  -  tumor – tumor

      Deary  me dear, we are a one aren’t we

      Lets be very British and have a nice cup of tea

 3.   Why couldn’t you have a nice easy hobby?

      And collect stamps or old post cards

      No, not you, its bloody tumors!

      Like being the martyr do we

      Like all the attention

      Oh, how your ego struts the stage

      You’d make a great lap dancer

      Whoring around your glamour cage

4.   Blood poured from my nose

      The nurse handed me some mesh tissue

      Told me to pinch the end of my nose

      To try and stop the bleeding

      My nose ignored my attempts to halt the blood

5.   MRI scan to be arranged

      I smiled and nodded

      Make another appointment for next Wednesday

      Then we’ll know whether its benign or malignant



(C)2009 Lenny Gazbowski

With special thanks to my Mind for its interfering nature and black comedy. Priceless!

It’s the black humor that keeps me sane, well, that’s open to debate!