If I Was!!!!!

If I were a car
I'd be a sturdy 4WD ute
so I would be able to cover rugged terrain

If I were a home
I'd be a homestead
away from the hassle and blister of city folk

If I were a book
I'd be a long intensely historical biography
something you didn't have the guts to put down

If I were a drink
I'd be a margarita
with my glass dipped in salt to wash away the tears of joy

If I were a boat
I'd be a yacht
built in 1962 and lovingly cared for by my racing owner

If I were a song
I'd be a ballad
of wanting and taking and losing and wanting and taking and losing

If I were a suit
I'd be a classic
designed by an Italian great and cut from the most expensive thread

If I were a jewel
I'd be a ruby
uncut and stolen by a high class thief

If I were a painting
I'd be a Scottish landscape
painted by a french woman and owned by a famous Italian family

If I were
But I'm not!
I am something with a soul that will outlive everything on this page