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PACIFIC CHAT - Limericks-love poem ......(8pm Est Canberra) Thursday .....

[weirdelf] 8:12 pm:                          there was a young Aussie whose grief
                                                           stretched beyond disbelief
                                                           when those knickers extended
                                                           more than intended,
                                                           and snagged on a passing reef

[Seren] 8:13 pm:                             there was an old man named mcbass
[weirdelf] 8:14 pm:                          with a very large shiny ass
[Seren] 8:14 pm:                             he thought he was better
[Seren] 8:16 pm:                             said so in letter
[weirdelf] 8:18 pm:                          that boot-polish is just a farce

[Silent Whisper Of A Weeping Shadow] 8:34 pm: Mary Mary never contrary
[weirdelf] 8:35 pm:                                                       suddenly got very wary
[Seren] 8:35 pm:                                                          her sheep had fled
[Silent Whisper Of A Weeping Shadow] 8:35 pm: she thought they were dead
[weirdelf] 8:36 pm:                                                       but they had just gone fncking fairies

[fm1962] 8:50 pm:                             There was a young bear called Nipple
[fm1962] 8:51 pm:                             Who enjoyed the odd merry tipple
[Seren] 8:51 pm:                                he feel over his paws
[Seren] 8:51 pm:                                drops down his drawers
[weirdelf] 8:52 pm:                             and the bear trap made him a cripple

[Seren] 8:56 pm:                                                          there was a young lady from France
[Silent Whisper Of A Weeping Shadow] 8:57 pm: who really disliked her pants
[weirdelf] 9:01 pm:                                                       she discarded them frequently
                                                                                         usually indecently
[weirdelf] 9:02 pm:                                                        and took all the men at a glance
                   

 

 

[Seren] 9:07 pm:    Jasmine the smell arousing the air
                                  moonlight traces a marbled pair
[weirdelf] 9:09 pm: of lovers of course, secure entwined,
[weirdelf] 9:09 pm: secretly, securely wined and dined
[Seren] 9:10 pm:     the thought that passed inside their heads
[Seren] 9:10 pm:     wasn't of worry or fear or dread
[Seren] 9:13 pm:     they are but lovers cursing
[Seren] 9:14 pm:     their time so short together
[Seren] 9:35 pm:     it was the musings of love divine
[weirdelf] 9:36 pm:  of all the heart , the soul and mind
[weirdelf] 9:54 pm:  instead what passed a glancing blow
                                   from somewhere else, lets look to know
[Seren] 9:54 pm:     Another love from out beyond
[Seren] 9:55 pm:     came into to sing a different song
[weirdelf] 9:56 pm:  their love was not insular from this hard, cold cruel world


I want to thank Fleur[fm1962] (ladies first boys) lol and Jess[weirdelf]
(who was an enormous help tonight and It wouldn't have been the same without his
input .. so thanks Jess from moi :)
and last but never least Bj[Silent Whisper of a Weeping Shadow] for coming in last
night we had a ball and without them ? These wouldn't be here so thank you it was
awesome and I had fun hosting too :D
Also thanks for dropping in and see us to Anni [Cloudthings] and Tonya [Tonya]
and Craig [craig norris] hope to see you next week :D
Here are the limericks and a love poem .... Hope you all enjoy reading them as much
as we did writing them ...
Love and Light
Jayne x x x

Pacific Chat (8pm Est-canberra)
 

— Seren, May 29, 2009

About This Poem

About the Author

Region, Country: Beyond the Black Stump..Australia, AUS

Favorite Poets: Pablo Neruda, P.K.Page, W.H.Auden, to many and various to include them all ...

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Seren

Seren

17 years ago

Julie

We had fun doing it ... We just thought we would show everyone what we been doing ... Hugz ... well one day hopefully we shall see you in chat fingers crossed would be a blast Much Love Jayne x x
B

Bosscombat

17 years ago

:)

lol niiiice had a read of these before u posted......was funny then and is funny now! <3
Seren

Seren

17 years ago

(((hugz))) Jess it

(((hugz))) Jess it wouldn't have been the same without YOUR input so thank you ... just glad you enjoyed and had fun , I look forward to many more nights like this one ... love and regard always Jayne x
Seren

Seren

17 years ago

(((hugz))) Jess it

(((hugz))) Jess it wouldn't have been the same without YOUR input so thank you ... just glad you enjoyed and had fun , I look forward to many more nights like this one ... love and regard always Jayne x