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Adam and Eve's First Argument (Rett and Dawning Daytripper)

Adam and Eve's First Argument

Analyzing, ostracizing,
Titillating, activating,
Aggravating, conversating,
Motivating, scintillating,
Enervating, agitating,
Originating, emancipating,
Immolating, estimating,
Escalating, exasperating,
Calculating, idolating,
illuminating, isolating
Prognosticating, evaporating,
Ruminating, gesticulating,
Formulating, reverberating
Fornicating, gyrating
Frustrating, keep us waiting,
Woman

Respective, Reproductive,
inventive, indecisive
indivisible, incorporative
repressive, regressive
creative, constructive
elusive, exclusive,
retentive, resistive
permissive, predictive
punitive, plaintive
reactive, relative
massive, motive
erosive, emotive
ablative, attractive
native, narrative
occlusive, obtrusive
pensive, passive
reflective, redemptive
conceive, collective
preemptive, preventive
derive, directive
active, attentive
conclusive, conducive
elective, eruptive,
ejective, explosive,
protective, perspective
totally subjective man!


First half
When Adam Met Eve
Rett, March 1, 2009

When Eve tempted Adam.
Julie
D.D.
3/3/09

Our thanks to Richard (the moonman) for the idea to put these on the same page. It started when I was playing with words and decided to have some fun. Julie got a kick out of it and decided to do a rebuttal which I thought was funny as all get out, then along comes Richard and suggest we put them on the same page together so here goes.
Rett
— Rett, Mar 08, 2009

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Region, Country: Southern Texas, USA

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themoonman

themoonman

17 years 3 months ago

Well looky here...

did ya'll collaborate (argue) about the title... lol... I think they compliment each other very well...
Janice Pearce

Janice Pearce

17 years 3 months ago

Adam and Eve's First Argument

A debate team for you two next? lol Enjoyed this one~ ______________________________________________________ Income-tax forms should be more realistic by allowing the taxpayer to list "Uncle Sam" as a dependent Anonymous
Rett

Rett

17 years 3 months ago

ABSOLUTELY A BLAST!

Double D. had a great rejoinder for it and I got a big, huge belly laugh out of it, or to put it another way, the Gander got Goosed! *LOL* I forgot to give Anna credit also, she provided me with 5 of the last 7 lines in the first part!. Respectfully, Rett: "Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water." "A Democracy can withstand anything but Democrats." Robert A. Heinlein
theladyblue

theladyblue

17 years 3 months ago

ummmm see how Julie has so much more to say?...

in the debate world we call that winning...just saying you know *girls rule* Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....*ahem* excuse me I mean...hehe ;P <3 Emarie @~~~~~~~@~~~~~~~@~~~~~~~@~~~~~~~@~~~~~~~@~~~~~~~@~~~~~~~@~~~~~~~@~~~~~~~@~~~~~~~@ 'My prayer is a rapture in blue' - The Ink Spots 'My Prayer' 1939
Rett

Rett

17 years 3 months ago

Emariw

Of course she had more to say, women usually beat a horse to death instead of saying it and letting it be over with. *HEHEHE, *Evil chuckle* OOps, pardon me *shaking head* I am gonna pay for that remark!*LOL* Respectfully, Rett: "Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water." "A Democracy can withstand anything but Democrats." Robert A. Heinlein
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 2 months ago

Rett

Technically, the whole gripe that men have about us taking forever to get ready can be blamed on Eve. If she hadn't eaten the forbidden fruit, ain't none of us would have to worry about what to wear! I agree with Emarie. Our brains do think faster when it comes to rebuttals, though, so if you want to get more of your 2 cents in, think of your retorts quicker! (kidding...kinda) ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"The truth is, it doesn't matter what you do. 'Til you gaze in that mirror with an eye that's true. And admit that what scares you is the me in you..." - Steve Earle