Crazy

I happened upon a cat one day
And to my dismay

The thing could talk
I mean, talk a lot

He told me this, and he told me that
Things not usually known by cats

I listened for a long while
And then I began to smile

Why are you laughing at me
While I am talking to you, he asked

And I replied, it is just that
This must be a very amusing dream

Or maybe I'm hallucinating
Or something in between

Or maybe you're just crazy, said the cat
As he began to lick his paws clean