Earth boys are easy

haha... women... we know earth boys are easy... and when a remote is involved all bets are off... lol... good job moonman... bravo... thank you for the smile... christy

Men and the remote will never part. Hell, I seldome get to look at mine! My wife has almost total control except in football season, then it is MINE! Muahhahahahahahahahahah! I tape it to my hand and threaten her with throwing away all her chocolate if she bothers me for less than a life and death emergency! Earth Girls are NOT easy! Anyway, got a kick out of this one! Respectfully, Rett: "Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water." "A Democracy can withstand anything but Democrats." Robert A. Heinlein

You know how to solve this, right?? Get one of those universal remotes that will work with your TV, and hide it. That way when she turns a program on, you get your remote and turn it back to your program. Prepare to get smacked, or get the evil eye, though... And yes, I've used this tactic. It works..kinda.. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"All day and night music, a quiet, bright reedsong. If it fades, we fade." - Rumi

FIrst of all, i dont really understand the message you originally try to portray in this poem of urs. i just couldnt grasp it. but it sounds funny as with the onomatopoeia. mind clearing things up for me? and wat is an earth boy? is it the name of the funny show on tv?

an incident poetically expressed. wording is nice. to be frank, i am at loss to grasp the meaning you intend. shan

I need to take lessons from your wife, I never get the remote at my house. Cute piece! Sincerely, Linda

Thanks for the smile Moon~ ______________________________________________________ Income-tax forms should be more realistic by allowing the taxpayer to list "Uncle Sam" as a dependent Anonymous

if one must be fooled, then such is the preferred case scenario. Perhaps it is not all about control. It is all about how negotiable control is. In ink, Dabbler

Nice to be back and entertained by your special look at real life. Yours always, Deelilah

LOL! How many times have I been caught out like that? Too many to count! great write Respectfully Jim "Laws and rules don't kill freedom: narrow-minded intolerance does" : Race

How could this piece be confusing or misunderstood (by anyone)? Am I missing something? I like the play of "earth boys." Could surmise that perhaps boys on other planets just might not be as gullible. Or perhaps evolution works the same on every life-supporting world. I.e., perhaps evolution creates the same result. (I happen to think it does.) Earth boys (i.e. men, in particular human men) are prob'ly not the only earth life form that's so easily manipulated by the other sex. In fact, I'm sure of it. It's all a part of the big plan. That is, the big plan thought up by an obviously feminine God. If there is a God. Or even a god. Er, I mean Goddess/goddess (What's the matter with me?). Thanx, Chuck

Moonman!!!! You sure know how to crack me up... now, excusez-moi, I gotta go find a broom. Much love to you and Mrs. Moonman. But please, never, ever hide a woman's chocolate... as a matter of fact fogitaboutit. ~A "We have to try to get rid of the notion of time. And when you have an intense contact of love with nature or another human being, like a spark, then you understand that there is no time and that everything is eternal." Paulo Coelho

Richard this poem made me laught (full of good memories). My love of 27 years changed his address to "The Pearlie Gates" ten years ago. Reading your poem brought back Fun memories of the sillyssss that we did to control the remote, was a riot. Thanks for the memories.