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Pork Chops and Spaghetti

Pork Chops and Spaghetti Most of my meals nowadaysare microwaved,reheated,picked from translucent plastic containers.This, I supposeis a step upfrom the boxed dinnersof my twenties,and the TV dinnersof my childhood. At least on his good daysNorb is a decent cook;he buys cheap cuts of pork,some with bonessome without,and breads them. I usually think he overdoes it in the oven,after frying the things,but they always come out moist –well, usually. After a couple of days,the ten or so pounds of pork chops he bakedare forgotten in the back of the fridge,along with the spaghetti that Dorothy made. So I sneak them, busting my week – old dietand put them on “high” for five minutes. My wife tells me I shouldn’t have cheese,but I lay two slices of Swiss over the top,and shake garlic salt generously,this too, needs nuking. Ah, when all is said and done,there’s a greasiness that’s so satisfying;I can hear *pops* coming from inside. I’ll sit at the dining room table,say grace,and enjoy this,fat mingling with tomato sauce,mating with cheese. That’s a pleasureI won’t soon forget. Now if only I could help Norbwith his chicken wings…
— Conect11, Feb 28, 2009

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Rett

Rett

17 years 3 months ago

*LOL* I relate to this!

Nothing like grease to satisfy a hunger deep inside. BTW, if you ever grill pork chops, try this. Sprinkle each with poultry seasoning and Lowrey's Seasoned salt and a little black pepper. Grill until as done as you like them. Pig out because they are Gooo ooo ooo ood! BTW, I liked the poem a lot! Respectfully, Rett: "Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water." "A Democracy can handle anything but Democrats." Robert A. Heinlein
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Conect11

17 years 3 months ago

ooooh, that sounds good!

I love Lawry's, and will have to try that! Mark W. "our hope is in the living God, who is the Savior of all people and particularly of all believers." 1 Timothy 4:10
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Conect11

17 years 3 months ago

oh Kelsey!

gotta agree, drooling is one of the least pleasant things to witness. Even a baby drooling makes me wanna gag, don't know why. Everytime my wife drools into her pillow at night I have to resist the urge to push her head ever so slightly over the edge of the bed and let her drain out on the floor! Thanks so much for the read and the kind words :) Mark W. "our hope is in the living God, who is the Savior of all people and particularly of all believers." 1 Timothy 4:10
themoonman

themoonman

17 years 3 months ago

Now I'm hungry

and I will be looking through the fridge... Norb? did I miss something? I love the way you make me feel I'm sitting there with you listening to the popping grease, excited at the aroma gathering within...excited to be cheating with the cheese! thanks, but now I must go eat! Richard
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Conect11

17 years 3 months ago

hey Richard!

thanks for reading this! Norb is my Father - in - law, and Dorothy is my mother - in - law. On occasion he can be a pretty good cook, ok, actually he does like 5 things really really well, and lately he's been sticking to them. As far as cheese goes, I must confess, I am totally addicted to it... might need to get an intervention. Mark W. "our hope is in the living God, who is the Savior of all people and particularly of all believers." 1 Timothy 4:10
Race_9togo

Race_9togo

17 years 3 months ago

Pork chops and spaghetti

Two things that seem to go together with everything else! LOL My favorite pork chops...stuffed with portabello mushrooms and breaded...and don't dare cut the fat off them first, that's a BIG no-no! I enjoyed this write a lot, it reminds me of late night refrigerator raids! Once in a while, the whole family ends up at the dinner table in the wee hours of the morning, chowing down, all feeling guilty as they creep silently to the refrigerator, then each laughing when they realize everyone else is doing the same thing! And multiple saying of graces too, lol Thanks Mark, this was fun Respectfully Jim "Laws and rules don't kill freedom: narrow-minded intolerance does" : Race
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Conect11

17 years 3 months ago

Jim, firstly

I 100% agree, don't ever ever ever ever ever cut the fat off of a pork chop! Pork fat is some of the most tender, succulent stuff around. (hmm, this could be why I weight what I do, lol!) Secondly, your recipe sounds delicious, I will have to try that. Your whole family raiding the fridge sounds like a fun blast! That's the kind of family you know is tight, lol! And you're right, pork chops and spaghetti do seem to go well with anything, don't they? Thanks so much for reading this. Mark W. "our hope is in the living God, who is the Savior of all people and particularly of all believers." 1 Timothy 4:10
Rett

Rett

17 years 3 months ago

Jim and Mark

My step daddy, a Bohemian, used to get up in the middle of the night, slice some potatoes, throw a pound of hamburger meat into a skillet, toss some onions in, chop up some fresh mustard greens (I guess, spinach or oth4er greens would be just as good) and toss them in along with the potatoes,salt and pepper, cover with a lid and cook until the meat was done. Then he would wake us up to eat with him. *LOL* It was always so dang good in the middle of the night. Respectfully, Rett: "Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water." "A Democracy can withstand anything but Democrats." Robert A. Heinlein
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Conect11

17 years 3 months ago

now Rett,

that sounds like freaking heaven! I absolutely love those thrown together dishes that have deep flavors and heartiness, the kind that fill the air with their greasy scent! Mark W. "our hope is in the living God, who is the Savior of all people and particularly of all believers." 1 Timothy 4:10
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 3 months ago

I agree

I always leave the silver skin on my pork. Darn you and your food poems.. now I'm hungry! I loved the lines about the anticipation of the food coming out of the microwave, as I think it conveys the "hurry up, hurry up!" sentiment nicely. *gurgle urgl urgl* - my stomach liked the poem, too. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"All day and night music, a quiet, bright reedsong. If it fades, we fade." - Rumi
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Conect11

17 years 3 months ago

lol,

mmm, fat, silverskin, yum! Sometimes I think I've typecast myself with the food poems, tehe. Mark W. "our hope is in the living God, who is the Savior of all people and particularly of all believers." 1 Timothy 4:10
Cloudthings

Cloudthings

17 years 3 months ago

This deserves "dag" status in the most endearing way

In Australia, we'd call you a "dag" for writing this & I loved it, (even though I've been vegetarian most of my life!) I loved it for it's dagginess, a willingness to "fess" up & speak how it is, even if it isn't fashionable or politically correct... Yay!, I reckon, welcome to the honourable state of dagdom... Well done, you made me laugh, you good thing. Anni I wish to walk gracefully..... so as not to spill water.
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Conect11

17 years 3 months ago

Dear Anni,

I am so very honored that you read this, thank you! Never heard "dag" before, but now I am all giddy with excitement and glee :) interestingly enough, a "dag wood" here in the states refers to a giant sandwich, which given this was a food poem may be strangely appropriate, lol! Thanks again. Mark W. p.s... oh my... I just read the meaning of "dag..." so it's either a humorous and well liked fellow, or the skin around a donkey's anus... ewww lol "our hope is in the living God, who is the Savior of all people and particularly of all believers." 1 Timothy 4:10