Rett

Feb 06, 2009 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Waterproof

Waterproof

Wet and sassy
stood the lassy
with curves for all to see.
“Oh" cried she,
"this cannot be,
for now I must hide”.
So she dropped down
close to the ground,
behind some bushes hid.
“Oh, kind sir”,
she said with a purr,
“Would you help a lady out?
As you can see,
plain as can be,
my falsies aren't waterproof!"

— Rett, Feb 06, 2009

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Region, Country: Southern Texas, USA

Favorite Poets: Dickenson, Longfellow

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Critiques

themoonman

17 years 4 months ago

Rett...

now that is a funny wet t-shirt.... needed a smile tonight... thanks. Richard

Rett

17 years 4 months ago

Thank you Richard

I was in a bit of a whimsical mood! *G* Respectfully, Rett: "Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water." If government is the answer, it's a stupid question!

leonard daranjo

17 years 4 months ago

I really enjoyed this

Rett, This is really funny. Thanks for sharing. Leonard

Rett

17 years 4 months ago

Thanks Leonard

Glad it brought a smile. I appreciate it. Respectfully, Rett: "Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water." If government is the answer, it's a stupid question!

Rett

17 years 4 months ago

Glad I cheered you up

and thanks so much for the catch there. I have corrected. I appreciate it. Keep smiling. Respectfully, Rett: "Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water." If government is the answer, it's a stupid question!

Rett

17 years 4 months ago

Hey my friend

that's what it is about. *S* I appreciate it! Respectfully, Rett: "Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water." If government is the answer, it's a stupid question!

Wafi

17 years 4 months ago

Waterproof

Haha Rett, I enoyed it so much. Loved the simplicity and beautiful rhymes. Wafi

Rett

17 years 4 months ago

Thanks Wafi

I appreciate it. Glad you liked it. Respectfully, Rett: "Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water." If government is the answer, it's a stupid question!

Proprietress o…

17 years 4 months ago

thank you, Rett

a really fun read and the rhyming was great! :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) your Proprietress

Rett

17 years 4 months ago

Thank you Proprietress

Always like to bring a smile to a face. :^) Respectfully, Rett: "Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water." If government is the answer, it's a stupid question!

infinite_dwarf

17 years 3 months ago

aww Rett...

Even I got the giggles from this one. I'm not really down with the last line, as it doesn't really seem to fit... said with a sneeze?? Dunno, just sounds strange to me. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!" -"God is good, but never dance in a small boat."

Rett

17 years 3 months ago

You are correct

I kind of added it as an afterthought so think I will delete those last two lines and let it ride at waterproof. Thanks, glad it brought a smile. Respectfully, Rett: "Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water." If government is the answer, it's a stupid question!

poewriter58

17 years 3 months ago

Rett

Good lord man what have you been drinking lately quite funny Chrys

Rett

17 years 3 months ago

ROFLMAO Just a little nip

or two hic uh, three. Thanks Chrys, glad you got a giggle. Respectfully, Rett: "Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water." If government is the answer, it's a stupid question!

prayersbyPatty

17 years 3 months ago

Rett

Laughing all the way... jingle jells..... popcorn smells, woman's wiles, thanks for the laugh.... can you help me kind sir? Do women really still do that? I bet they do and I bet you guys can spot them a mile away..... I am ROTFLMAOWPIMP if you don't know what that means look it up on the site below http://searchcrm.techtarget.com/sDefinition/0,,sid11_gci211776,00.html bookmark this baby..... Patty

Rett

17 years 3 months ago

handing you a depends

Glad you got a kick out of it and yes we can, just like spotting implants. *LOL* I'd rather see itty bitty ones than blown up monstrosities. *G* Now stop laughing before you have to change again. *LOL* Respectfully, Rett: "Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water." If government is the answer, it's a stupid question!

JWwildcat2012

17 years 3 months ago

Your humor struck again..........

This poem was a rib-tickling read.One thing though:The character in the write would come across twice as funny if given a name,and the addition of a few more hilarious lines,I think. I liked the write.Good job! Your friend,in peace, Scott.

Rett

17 years 3 months ago

Thanks Scott

I appreciate it. I will give that suggestion some serious consideration. You are most likely right on the money. Glad you got a chuckle out of it. Respectfully, Rett: "Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water." If government is the answer, it's a stupid question!