Real AIL ( Man Flu )

Its man flu i tell you, i can't  make work today,
tell them 999 emergency , ambulance on its way,

Its man flu i tell you, just look into my eyes,
i don't feel great, i don't exagerate, and i don't tell lies.

Its man flu i tell you, i don't care what the doctor said,
its full blown flu i'm telling you, i've got a thumping head,

Its man flu i tell you, could you fetch something to read,
a paper, slippers, and a cup of tea, and meet my every need,

Its man flu i tell you, oh wipe my fevered brow,
and while your in the kitchen, could you rustle up a little chow,

Its man flu i tell you, i need rest for a week or two,
i must'nt lift a finger, when i'm better i'll help you,

Its man flu i tell you, please i need some peace, and quiet,
i know your doing all the work, there's no need for this riot,

Its man flu i tell you, your paitence is wearing thin,
but put yourself in my shoes, and inform my next of kin,

Its man flu i tell you, is that Gary on the phone,
i can't have an visitors, i need to be alone,

Its man flu i tell you, i feel a little better,
i'll get up, another cup, and can you get my sweater,

Its man flu i tell you, there's footie on the telly,
there is no catch, can i watch the match, get a curry from "New Deli",

Its man flu i tell you, can you call Gary back,
tell him he's ok, and on the way to grab a few six pack,

Its man flu i tell you, the team is eight nil down,
the curry, beer, and bad result, is turning my stomach round,

Its man flu i tell you, i need to go back to bed,
i've not been well i tell  you , just feel my thumping head,

Its gastritis i tell you,  i can't make work today,
tell them 999 emergency, ambulance on its way.

big Alzer.